Lmaooo as if anyone really doubted that he was killed... I mean come on people.

I don't think they have any shame or fear of repercussions. At this stage, the law doesn't apply to them.

Whoopsie

This is 1000x more likely to be a clerical error or time zone thing rather than a conspiracy.

Fun fact: Anybody can type any date they want into Word. They could have dated it March 15, 44 B.C., since that string of characters isn't document meta-data. When I worked at a law firm, it was common to create a new document by opening an older file, editing it, and saving it as a new one. Quite possibly, the legal assistant edited an August 9th press release to create the draft, and forgot to change the date before saving. Further, this press release comes from the U.S. Attorney's office, which is a different location, with entirely different staff, from the corrections center. It would make exactly zero sense to get the U.S. Attorney, much less the legal assistants, in on a conspiracy. Keep the number of conspirators to a minimum; that's like Conspiracy 101.

There's are a lot of odd circumstances around his death, but as evidence of something fishy, this is super weak.

Damn conspiracy theorists... just because CCTV didn't have NTP enabled...
/s

Assuming he is actually dead.

American Government under budget and ahead of schedule for the first time in living memory and y'all are out here complaining.

Incredible.

Multiple drafts. However the document metadata is shite.

Bill barr you fucking idiot. 😂

I too already have a long message about Putin's death.

Not that i'd ever want to talk to him, but I wonder what he thought of death given his wealth, power, and apparent obsession with eugenics, and the fact that he was facing life imprisonment. I wonder if he evee even thought about how long he wanted to live or how he would go.

It must have been a typo … is what I would've said if not for:

• They can't identify where the noose came from. BTW where is that noose now?
• Everybody swears they didn't take the noose off him.
• Guards say the do rounds about hourly … but not that night.
• A prisoner count went down by one mysteriously (and without alarm) hours before Epstein was killed
• "There is no video" despite Epstein being in a wing expressly so there would be video
• "Here is video showing the stairs" that basically doesn't show the stairs "nobody went up or down, the video proves"
• Someone noticed a gap in that video "The video cuts out for almost a minute at midnight due to system reset"
• Turns out it was three minutes. "Okay here's video that shows we lied" with a few seconds gap, not minutes.
• FBI documents identify someone, likely an inmate, going up the stairs. Not released BTW.
• Others go up and down the stairs without detection that we have documentation of.
• "Gaurd took linens upstairs." "No we didn't!"
• "It was a suicide" conclusively, quickly, despite all of this…
• And then it turns out we now have evidence Trump wanted Epstein dead too.

Seems like the story and the facts keep changing to whatever you're likely to believe and stop asking questions.

Tell us all again how it was a suicide.

Has this been corroborated?

I mean, no new information, but it's definitely interesting to see the premeditation.

Can't believe they've really been this fucking incompetent, but I'll take it.

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