Don't slander the good Duke!

Shart Of The Deal

Don't fucking insult the king Duke nukem

Dook*

Declarations. Executive orders. Not bills.

Bills create law. He ain't doing that. Most of what he does is not legal.

If only he was half as cool as the duke.

I'm not very familiar with this character, but I'm guessing that Duke Nukem would only go to Epstein Island once.

And the only ones coming back would be him and the victims he rescued.

And after that... "Call me Santa, because I have a list and I'm checking it twice... except no one on here is any bit nice."

What's this about Trump shitting his pants, by the way? It's not the first time I've heard about it, but when I looked it up I found nothing.

From the classic internet - Ventrilo Harassment:

"Blow it out your ass!"

Sign Bill's what?

Someone needs to make a cut off the video where he gets asleep,cuts to the clip where he is crowned, cut to the clip where he get in the plane and launches shit on Americans, and cut back to reality where he shat himself and the journalists are asked to leave the office in a rush.

Duke Poop'em is heinous lol

Duke Nukem would 100% murder the shit out of Trump.

The Duke is a successful businessman for one, women actually want to be with him and, most important, he is not a fucking pedo.

Bill won't return the calls :'''(

i enjoyed the image, but then reading duke poopem got me. thank for the laugh

to get people to stop paying attention to the epstein files suddenly coming in "batches"

Duke Deuce'Em

Nuke Dukem