The yep yep aliens

Kermit on the outside, Animal in my brain.

Gonzo. Weird little fuck that does anything he damned well pleases, loves who he loves, can be counted on, and is a friend to all.

Swedish chef, dude gives no fucks

Screw it, Fozzie Bear. Bad jokes every where

Swedish Chef.

Would be chill just bort-bort-borting it up

Fozzie "Wacka wacka"

Animal. Zero fucks given.

Zoot just for his immaculate vibes.

Rowlf.

JANET she's cool af

Animal

No chicken fuckers here? Gonzo! All day.

Animal in my youth, and my best friend was already Floyd. Truthfully, I was already Fozzy. Nowadays, Dr Bunsen Honeydew. For science!

Waldorf

Gonzo or Beaker

Yeah, it'll have to be animal, definitely.

Me

Animal was always my spirit animal.

Elmo please. Adorable, loved, is allowed to be grumpy sometimes, and gets to have a great theme song and good friends? Hell yeah

Animal is great! But I feel like The Count + Animal is who I am at the moment.

Sweetums. I've been told that I'm the human version already.

Dr. Teeth

Like to be, maybe Floyd, more realistically Statler/Waldorf

Me?

Me Sid.

Me want cookie.

Nom nom nom nom.

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me...

I'm already a Muppet.

I've always felt a kinship with Grover.

Elmo, if only for the recent hate he's gotten from right winged idiots.

Uncle Deadly. Though I'd also be fine with Animal or Gonzo.

Count von Count

Julia my beloved ❤️

Oscar. Because he owns his own house.