Sugar-free Jagerbombs

his goddamn TV too high havin' ass

sprinting with a reciprocating saw in one hand, a catalytic converter in the other.

Looks like it's an old pedophilic rock next to some melted cheese.

Quality time with underage ladies?

I remember Steve-O telling a story about partying with Kid Rock. Dude dumped out a mountain of cocaine on a grand piano and said "we'll just chip away at it".

I'm guessing this meeting went along those lines.

This timeline is post-satire. I wouldn't be surprised if The Onion considered closing shop lately

Kid Rock shows off his entire library alongside RFK Jr.

RFK looks like he forgot to take the last person's skin out of those clothes before he put them on.

Kid rock looks like -- well let's be real, that's the first book he's ever held.

That's Kid Rock now? What the fuck he turned into Jeff Foxworthy.

RFK is looking up to Kid Rocks "healthy" habits.

RFK is looking up to Kid Rocks "healthy" habits.

I'm calling in a welfare check on everyone who works for The Onion.

his home is a midscale restaurant pretending to be fancy?

Of all the ways to hold a book that is definitely one of the ones that says you are illiterate.

Of course Kid Rock would mount a TV above the fireplace.

This picture is brimming with "Beavis and Butthead" energy.

You might be a pedo if you hangout with RFKj

I've heard that Kid Rock's habits are "mandatory".

(If you get that, I'm very sorry.)

Drinking menstrual blood from underage girls.

Man RFK sure likes hanging out with pedophiles...

Washing his hands after brushing his hair. Cleaning the top of his natty ice before chugging. Disposing of his scabs in a proper container. Bleaching his wifebeaters weekly. Flossing after every cigarette.

Meth-laced newports and Natty Ice?

What I love about Kennedy is his complete lack of ability to hide his disgust, even for a single photograph.

I bet they both got enough protein from each other...suck that protein buddy...harder B!!!!!

That TV with dead rams on each side of it is what Kid Rock yells at when he is watching Fox and hears about bud light controversies.

My health tip is remove plastics from your kitchen as heating, cooling, flexing, even gentle abrasion puts microplastics all over the surfaces and your food.

Then get rid of all your clothing, sheets, etc that are made of plastic fibers (polyester, nylon, acrylic) as every time you move or wash them it geterates microplastics for you to inhale or otherwise consume and live amongst.

Surprising advantages include feeling a comfortable temperature as organic fibers are far better for regulating temperature and moisture, less skin irritation, infections and acne too.

Afaik Kid Rock doesn't have a brainworm.

Kid Rock is a well known coke head

https://youtube.com/shorts/D-evL4Ljbs8

lol