Pay taxes, apparently

Count your money.

Apparently: show empathy to the poor.

Walk around with all your cash in your pocket

Physically carry it as coins.

Spend it all on lunch.

Worry about your bills.

Be a decent person!

Bankrupt yourself at a dollar store

Pull your wallet out in public.

With 18 dollars you can be stressed about rent. That's something

Not diddle kids.

Take the cash on an commercial international flight without prior arrangements being made.

Obviously you could fly it around in your own 747 if you wanted to, but border controls invariably get twitchy when comparitively small sums of cash are transported.

Have people that care about you rather than your money

Being grounded in reality and truely satisfied and fulfilled

Impress a cat.

Fold it in half

Joining the proletarian revolt!

I did the same misreading lol

To answer the question:
Have a healthy outlook on life where money is an integral part of functioning in a modern society.

Humans are easily addicted to power (a survival trait, in some ways), and money is essentially that, considering what one can use it for (corruption). The more one has, the more disconnected one becomes from the origin of money as a system: A favor system. A healthy life (imho) is one where you contribute to society in balance with what you receive from it.

Have a sob story to tell