It is said that “Spam” is short for “spiced ham.”

This photo also includes spiced rum.

The photographer is having Spam and Spum.

This person packed captain Morgan’s to drink neat, and spam.

I do not want to go camping with this gastronomist.

Why not just drink straight from the bottle like any other Captain Morgan connaiseur?

They could just drink from the bottle, yes. But, then they wouldn't have the inspiration of the spam cup for afterwards.

I thought the first worst reason for carving a hole in Spam was to make a weed pipe, but then I realized what OP probably actually meant.

First is to eat it.

Third is to fuck it.

How is this not OK when rum ham is considered a delicacy?

Everyone gets all judgy until they get rubbed off with warm SPAM, then suddenly it's all "dark corners of the Internet" and raised pulse in the canned meat isle.

Oh yuck! Maybe something high proof like Wild Turkey so it really burns so you can’t taste shit

Bruh. Eat the spam, now can is cup. Pour small amount, now cup is shot glass.

If he was going to commit crimes against humanity anyways, why not just use the fucking empty can of spam sitting right there (and chase it with a bite of spam)?

First worst reason: pipe fittings.

That comes after_

That's amateur hour. Whip out a jar of peanut butter and go wild!

Also, who brings a shit glass camping?

That spam is sliced in half.

There are two of these heathens.

I know what the first reason is because of Fallout New Vegas :(