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[–] 40 points 9 months ago (4 children)

It's a wartime / depression era food, not something you'd make by choice, typically

Cause bread was cheaper than say meat or cheese or what not

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Ive had it a couple of times, for a laugh, while broke as a joke. Only just discovered that i didnt invent it though.

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago* (2 children)
  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

    What even is jove

    Edit: okay this one's complicated. It's like saying "holy shit" ("oh my god"), but you're Roman and saying "holy jupiter(the god)", but you're also English and it entered popular usage through Shakespeare, and you're also from before it became "by george"....Or something.... Tldr it's old Latin and jove=jupiter

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago
    [–] 21 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    It was invented for a "cheapest meal" competition if I recall. If someone really made this, the inside bread would be drowned in something with several insane flavours. Probably Branston pickle.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    I can understand the appeal of a piece of bread that's been soaked or buttered or even just toasted and salted. I bet that's delicious, if done right.

    My question is, why the other two slices of bread? What's the thinking there? Why not have three slices of delicious middle bread? If the bread is good enough on its own, why not eat it alone?

    It's like if you made a drink of tepid water by adding ice cubes to a glass of warmed water and then letting them completely melt until room temperature. Who is this recipe for? "Oh, but maybe the ice cubes are flavored" OK then why freeze them before melting them? "Maybe the hot water is flavored with herbs that rele-" Bitch, that's tea.

    I'm so confused, I'm getting mad at imaginary arguments I'm having with hypothetical morons about analogous situations that only exist in my head.

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  • [–] 92 points 9 months ago (15 children)

    If that sandwich is bland it's on you it clearly says to add butter, salt and pepper to taste.

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  • [–] 56 points 9 months ago (12 children)

    If you think you can make something not bland with just butter, salt and pepper, you may be a Brit.

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Fat and salt are the key ingredients in most fried food, so it's basically deep fried bread.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Or a German to be honest. They eat just bread with butter. (no toast between!)

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Yes, but their bread is good and rough. No idea how their butter is

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    The crunch of the toast vs the softness of the bread. The saltiness and richness of the butter against the spice of the pepper.

    It’s got contrast across two food metrics! Beats the shit out of PB&Js, and you don’t get peanut fragments stuck in your teeth.

    It’s poverty food (for when butter didn’t cost $20/kg), but it’s not half bad.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Peanut butter is perfect and I'll die on that hill. My country's cheap combination of pulses and bread is much better than yours! That said you need unsweetened peanut butter and unsweetened bread, both of which can be difficult to find in the us

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  • This isn't typical cuisine, this reads much more extremely poor so all I have is bread and fortunately butter.

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  • [–] 33 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Don't knock it until you've been on rationed flour for several years

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I saw "toast sandwich" on QI and, yes, I tried it. Added butter, salt, and pepper to the toast.

    Was pretty good.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah ngl I tried this about a decade ago for shits and giggles

    Given I wasn't expecting much, I was pleasantly surprised!

    For Americans that aren't getting it, you know how hard shell tacos are good, but taco bell wraps it in a tortilla sometimes for a bit of decadence?

    Toast is good, why doesn't it also deserve a jacket from time to time?

    OTOH, I have better sandwich fillings than just more bread, so I've never done it since. Might as well make a club sandwich if I'm having that much bread

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago* (6 children)

    you guys remind me of a girl I used to work with who would always mock "white people food," except that to her that really just meant "poor white people food." It's not gourmet, but sometimes all you have is fucking bread.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    If all you have is bread, you should try eating it rather than fucking it, though.

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    [–] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I feel like I’m the strange person for answering yes, I eat these now and again. I like to toast only the middle slice, and when it is done, butter salt and pepper both sides. The butter soaks in and softens the toasted slice up again, but it keeps a chew. Gives it a meaty texture that way.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    For a while, I was toasting sandwhiches by stacking the top bread piece under the bottom one with topings on top of it. You end up with a sandwich (with actual sandwich toppings) just toasted on the inside and soft on the outside.

    I love the texture just like I loved putting plain potato chips between two pieces of bread. Soft then crunch.

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  • [+] 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)
  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    Not even my dad ate this and he liked all sorts of crazy rationing-era foods he'd grown up with in the war.

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  • [–] 35 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    I dunno man when I was in the UK I had a shit ton of awesome food. Lots of fried fish, roasted meat, savory and sweet pies, sausages, breads, cheeses, not to mention the crossover and fusion food like Indian and South Asian.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I got a full English twice, so there's that.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Haha if you go back, Meal Deals are addictive. They look like cheap gas station sandwiches, but they're quality ingredients with good fresh bread. Combos we don't get here like cheese and onion are just a very different thing than you would expect.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    I've made it out of curiosity. It tasted like buttered toast with pepper. Honestly pretty good

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I ate a lot of good food when I visited the UK. Honestly anyone who claims has only bad food has a skill issue.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Yeah I agree, there was always weird things like every culture, blood pudding and stuff, but generally there is absolutely nothing wrong with average UK food, except it's not that healthy.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    Tikka Masala is pretty fuggin' good. And you lot did invent Worcestershire sauce. Oh, and your packaged snacks? Hugely better than the crap we get in the states. But you can have Mushy Peas.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    Worcestershire sauce was a recreation of an Indian sauce by a pair of English men.

    Tikki Masala was invented by a Pakistani chef living in Scotland.

    Technically both British creations, but I feel like it's hard to list them as fully British in origin.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Worcestershire sauce was a recreation of an Indian sauce by a pair of English men.

    The company has also claimed that "Lord Sandys, ex-Governor of Bengal" encountered it while in India with the East India Company in the 1830s, and commissioned the local pharmacists (the partnership of John Wheeley Lea and William Perrins of 63 Broad Street, Worcester) to recreate it. However, neither Marcus Lord Sandys nor any Baron Sandys was ever a Governor of Bengal, nor had they ever visited India as far as available records indicate.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Nothing more Bri'ish than colonization, innit?

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Wasn't this like midwar bombing rations when things got bad or something?

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    Saddest and most redundant dish I have ever seen. My french soul is crying tears of cheese, ham, fresh lettuce, pickles, tomato, and mayo, or anything that would go into a sandwich while not being bread, really.

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  • [+] 8 points 9 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    A cracker tastes good when you're starving.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Yeah, it's filling and I would like to see you come up with better for £0.06 a meal.

    Poverty food exists for a reason.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (3 children)

    I have not seen bread this cheap anywhere.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Aldi, to be fair food was a bit cheaper when I was living on £600 a month, around 2017. Like £0.34 for about 20 slices. I think it is more like £0.45 now for the cheapest loaf of bread.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago* (1 child)

    I'm not sure ze Germans would let me call that bread. Most loaves of bread I see (admittedly not at Aldi) start around 1.20€ for the smaller ones which I would have difficulty cutting into 20 slices. But maybe white bread with enough air in it is indeed that cheap.

    Edit: I would assume that it won't be very satisfying.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Somebody is a texture eater

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Seriously though!

    Textural variation makes food interesting for the mouth. That's why fresh, crisp lettuce is so good in a sandwich - not because lettuce tastes of anything, but because it gives that satisfying crunch.

    Texture is why we put croutons in soup, and why we sprinkle crispy onions on a hot-dog.

    I've never eaten a toast sandwich, but if all I had left in the house was bread and butter, it might be quite fun to try.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Ok, Brits… what is GOOD British food? Fish ‘n Chips? Mushy Peas? Full English? Sunday Roast? I’ve been to the UK more times than I can count and even the Pubs often serve international fare instead of Spotted Dick.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    Not a Brit but I would add the different pies/shepherd pies etc to that list. But really I don't think you can not count the imported cuisine because I do love getting Indian, Caribbean, etc when I'm there. Even Italian TBH you can get some nice pizza (but not quite like Italy obviously).

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    The Fat Duck, a restaurant with three Michelin stars, serves toast sandwich as a side dish.

    So, you tell me.

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  • [–] 39 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Your not improving the reputation of British food your just making the reputation of Michelin stars worse

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    It's specifically a rating system to sell tires. And cars are terrible for humanity. So yeah, who cares about that system.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    beans on toast on toast on toast

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  • [+] 11 points 9 months ago (1 child)
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