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A tweet reading "don't talk to me like this ever again" above a screenshot of a notification saying "Cowabunga! You're ovulating, dude!"

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[–] 68 points 9 months ago (10 children)

And in a few years, it’ll read “ovum’s rdy on god frfr”

And, oddly enough, people still won’t be able to spell pragnent.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Am I the only one wondering why David Bowie's 1972-1973 alter ego is telling dudes that they're ovulating? 🤔

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    He can induce ovulation in anyone, just like that

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    How did it know my superhero name?

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    Today I realised I'm okay with being called a dude if, and only if, it's accompanied by cowabunga

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