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[–] 226 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Building the bunker where he's gonna shoot himself?

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  • [–] 59 points 9 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 122 points 9 months ago* (7 children)

    Plans to rebuild an underground shelter that could once again provide protection for key White House officials

    So, what I'm reading is that they're currently unprotected.

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  • [–] 68 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    And they apparently expect to need that protection.

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  • [–] 75 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    I'm sure the white house has several secret installations, and this will be the dumbest one.

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  • [–] 41 points 9 months ago

    Führerbunker

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  • [–] 33 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Stocked with 1 luger and a single bullet?

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  • [–] 27 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Trump also reportedly used the bunker during the 2020 George Floyd protests.

    lol, coward

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago*

    Vault Tec bullshit for the nuclear war he intends to create. Though the people saying its an epstein cave are probably onto something. Maybe he's planning to make Maxwell the Pedophilia Czar.

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago

    The real pedo dungeon, unlike the fictitious one under the pizza parlor.

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  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago

    You know what with this administration I can completely believe that this was supposed to be top secret.

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Top secret? Then why are we reading about it? (I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this floating around a few weeks now)

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    There’s an investigative video on YouTube somewhere, with a girl going over the contractors there and their many connections to building data centers. Other oddities too, but the leading idea there is: it’s a data center.

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Do any of bunker doors also lock from the outside? Asking for a friend.

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Where da pizzagate people at?

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago

    A nice bunker for him and Eva.

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  • [–] 61 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Top Secret = I found out about it browsing Lemmy.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I can't but think about that movie where a guy sells his house, but he actually built a secret apartment underground with access to the house and he creeps around.

    Maybe that's Trump's plan: a secret house under the WH where he can live and hide with access to the WH because no matter what happens: it should be HIS!

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    "highly controversial"

    Oh, FFS. 🙄

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I saw this YouTube video recently that puts out a bit of evidence that it's not a ballroom, but instead a datacenter:

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=VbJ4ilDvGyc

    To me at least, all the clues match perfectly.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago

    Epstein goon cave?

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    I know what that is.

    It's just a bunker where he will eventually blow his own brains out.

    We've seen this story unfold before.

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    If he's really building a nuclear bunker, then it's pretty much a confirmation that he'll not be leaving office in 2028.

    It'll not be finished before 2027. There's no way he's building a bunker to potentially use within a maximum time frame of 2 years.

    Not to mention it's another sign that his administration is preparing for a war involving nuclear weapons. Which nobody but the USA is capable of igniting. So, yeah... Great times ahead.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    I'm sure Trump thinks that's the plan. I saw to doubt it will come to anything because like much of his ideas they're not really based on reality.

    If he had any brains at all he would be doing all of this in the background, while being a semi-competent politician.

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  • [+] 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    Is it a trophy room where he’s going to put the trophies he’s taken from other people?

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    News just in: unsubstantiated rumours being presented as facts

    More at 11

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    This guy seems to think he's going to be around for longer than 3 more years. Old man time seems bound to veto that if the constitution's plain language amendment is dishonored, which would be a stretch even for them.

    They could go prez as vp then have the prez stand down or something stupid like that. Prez will be so far gone mentally the party will be able to run the joint, as they are now but moreso.

    Yeah ok buddy, build a dance hall and underground bunker, as you fall asleep at televised meetings and lose your mind.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    The heritage foundation, Isreal and Thiel, MusK and Ellison will groom a replacement

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    I wonder if their pick will get the nomination though. Unlike the democrats, the republicans have a lot of ambitious people. They will be knifing each other to get their own guys in there. Might be the last chance to beat them if we had a good candidate, which we won't apparently.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    It's so top secret it's on some weird news blog.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    So that theory about it being all for a major underground bunker for a data center might be true?

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    So. Emergency bunker under the White House.

    Excuse me. How many nuclear weapons the other countries have pointed at the White House, exactly? ...never mind, that's top secret intel or something. But since the answer likely is "more than 1", I'm not sure why they're doing this, unless Trump is stupid or something.

    Anyway, isn't the current US national emergency procedure basically "if the POTUS is in the White House, get him pretty much anywhere else but the White House"? You know, the whole deal with the Air Force One and the Nuclear Football and all that nonsense? ...actually, I think Trump is just stupid or something

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (10 children)

    I saw a compelling theory that it's a data center

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Risk of foreign interception of data, cable cutting or just general EMP stuff. I'd personally like my data inside my house hardwired, and some stuff is, but I can't really afford that much space. It's a no brainer to do the same with super sensitive information.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, this is my exact problem with the data centre theory.

    If you're going to keep a whole lot of incriminating data, right where everyone can see it is just about the worst place possible.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago*

    Knowing it's there doesn't mean much if you can't access it. They aren't going to have a public terminal in the street linked to it. They can also just wipe it from their own office and it reduces chances of leaks/whistleblowing.

    Being hard wired to it and having it air gapped and only accessible from the white house itself is a huge advantage.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (3 children)

    having a small nuclear powered data center/bunker with bleeding edge tech bellow the white house could allow for quite a bit of fascistic fuckery.

    just a few scifi ideas that are based off of game theory, anecdotal pattern recognition of current known facts, fictional happenings, history, and human instinct.

    trump is going to die soon(ish). his health is ailing, however his image is just too important to his followers. and so if he dies it would be nice to have a "backup copy" that they can wheel out every now and again. kind of like what the enclave did in fallout 3. that would not be its only function, but it would likely be used to identify and sort a laundry list of enemies and allies, manipulate markets, minds, and control AI powered machines of war, long after many or most loyalists defect to the other side once they realize they are cooked with the rest of us. or die.

    it would also be nice in case of an attack or sabotage to have a "fool proof" back up AI command center to keep what control it can. and provide information and recommendations for continued control after the adminstration members die, defect. etc.

    the issue with AI for most people is that you hand off your information to a third party and have to remain within their guidelines of usage. this cuts out that middle man and allows usage on the adminstrations terms, without the possibility of leaks or tampering with outcomes.

    if we wanted to get super scifi we could also assume its some kind of "immortality" machine for trump. he knows hes dying, so maybe he wants to literally copy what remains of conciousness instead of having a less colourful AI copy that bases its interpretation of his ideas on clips and articles about him, and more so a direct copy of his mind.

    all i know is that they are doing human tests with neuralink on people they take from alagator auschwitz, which is about a 40 minute drive from the miami based university where some of the major testing is done. the concentration camp is missing thousands of records of its prisoners who were previously know to be kept there, but have since vanished.

    the data center could be used potentially as system of control for those who have neuralink, or it could be used to copy the minds of those who have one, and uplink their memories or personalities. with one master profile dictating amongst the "nodes", which could very likely be trump.

    one of the major issues the oligarchs and billionaires have besides dying in a normal human life span is maintaining control of their security detail in the event of an "apocolyptic" scenerio, in the safety of their bunkers. it could come down to "hey, you want to live in the luxury bunker and protect me and mine? well, first you gotta get chipped. youll be able to control electronics with your mind, access the entire internet at any point, know every language and fact you may ever want. however, you will never ever be able to betray me, and i can, at any point i choose, control you with my master profile"

    there are some people who will take that choice as obvious. either live in relative luxury in comfort, or die with the remainder of humanity.

    they wish to end the world and recreate it in their own image. and they cant handle not being there to see it through. so they will sacrifice billions for a chance to become what they view as a god like being, rather than take a chance that a real one exists and would punish them for their crimes after death. their egos wont allow them to be anything less than ever present, and seemingly omnipotent. even if there is an absence of a "god" in our universe, the infinite darkness of non existence or control of their passing memory from the anals of time, is something narcissistic pyschopaths and sociopaths take a deep opposition to. to say the least.

    every human wonders if god is real, some just arent willing to risk finding out if they dont have to.

    or maybe its just a really nice bunker for him to molest children in, live in luxry, and eventually shoot himself in when the revolution comes knocking. who knows.

    he'll need someplace to bullshit his followers from absolute safety once the surface no longer is safe for him. he would rather die and kill others than face repercussions for the crimes hes commited. just like hitler.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    MechaTrump, trained on his own speeches (the actual transcripts, not the stuff in the teleprompter) and Xitter/Truth Social posts, will be:

    • Constantly flushing toilets
    • Attacking wind turbines ("it's not tilting!")
    • Insisting that McDonald's be delivered, even though it doesn't eat
    • Ordering and "consuming" an endless stream of Diet Cokes that it insists can on be served by the can (it in fact has a button on its head, "Diet Coke Me" that it presses constantly)
    • Yelling at anyone it sees with brown-ish skin
    • Running up to any and all podiums to speak incoherent nonsense
    • When handed a roll of paper towels, it will throw them into a crowd
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    [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    If you think about trying to mitigate the threats today and the threats for tomorrow, you’re really talking about emerging technologies, emerging infrastructure...

    And an emerging will of the people to Marie Antoinette you

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    Don't forget the ditch to burn your corpse in afterwards, bunker boy

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    Sex tunnels.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    Rape more kids gazebo. Pretty standard stuff when you don't hold leaders accountable.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    So, hear me out. He has these balls and invites all the different world leaders (that will come). Then they have a cloning machine down in the basement. Take people and swap them out.

    No, but really, I bet you won't be able to say a word in that ballroom that won't be recorded.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    So secret it's in the news

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Inspired by HH Holmes?

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Digging his own grave?

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Did deeper old man, it wont matter. The reaper will still find your racist, child raping, old ass.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Ai data center.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    It will be a data centre.

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