Or daily scrum. But to be fair they did originate standup meetings.

Just because they didn't have modern technology doesn't mean they didn't have any technology. They could have used Skype for videoconferencing.

They planned ahead of decades of work rather than the next quarter

It was a Pyramid scheme!

The daily scrum probably helped

They used the oldest trick in the book, wage theft

Maybe they organised a pizza lunch for the survivors

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They probably just scrum pokered really well

Lots and lots of beer

Never underestimate the power of water cooler interactions -C suite

You remember as you kid you might have stacked rocks or Lego bricks?

They basically did that with really really big rocks.

Are we just gonna forget about the aliens who build pyramids from the tip down with their alien laser, guise? You're erasing our history and heritage!!1!

Whips. Lots and lots of whips.

They clearly used AOL Instant Messenger 🙄👌

Here come the slave and alien comments

They had whips, massive, massive whips.

Must be aliens.

Let's gather together to figure out what went wrong. First off, hay they only waited for Microsoft technology, they could have built millions if not billions of these towers in coordination with the aliens who actually did all the work and while using our very secret 7th hand. You and I know about it but we must not let machines know.

They had slaves. A lot of slaves.

Yeah they used slavery instead

They had their own workflow optimization which was do it or die. That can motivate some people.

A wizard did it

They were most likely built differently depending on the current Egyptian civilizations' take on man power/ economy.

Effectively Synergizing Backward Overflow

Less burocracy and stupid permissions, plans and a "Let's go" was enough.

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God was their AI.

Slaves. They did it with slaves.