They both have too many skeletons to want to actually try anything.

I think it's just a WWE match at this point. They'll have a dramatic fight with some fake blows, and then go pick up their paychecks. They might even go hang out if there's not actually any bad blood between them. They're pretty much coworkers at this point. They might have real personal conflicts, but I doubt they'll actually air those grievances with their customers. Too many skeletons, as others have said.

In this day and age skeletons in the closet are a plus.

Political theater. It won’t happen.

IMO, one of the worst parts of the article is this quote:

[…] "We might have to put DOGE on Elon," [Trump] said. […] "If DOGE looks at Musk, we're going to save a fortune,[sic]" […] ^[1]^

To me, this reads as an admission of guilt from Trump that he instructs DOGE to withhold its scrutiny from entities favorable to him, and that he biases it towards entities unfavorable to him.

The man has more money than anyone and owns X/Twitter. His reach is global. It doesn't matter what country he is in. He could fund primaries for every sitting member of the Senate and House and not put a dent in his wealth. Isn't this what all his fans a wanted?

Even if Taco really doesn't like fElon, I don't see him doing this since it won't "own the libs".

Proper headline:

“Theater Distractions Begin Anew As Republicans Vote to Kill Millions of Disabled Kids and Seniors”

Underscores the fact that "deportation" is just a political tool to punish the people that Trump doesn't like.

Elon has armed security guards... things won't go well if masked men with no ID try to kidnap him...

Should be a spectacle.

This should illustrated to every single military and law enforcement person that trump does not care about you. Even his most trusted allies are fodder for him

You law enforcement guys are the same as the rest of those he oppresses. Remember you oath and remember trump will hurt anyone he wants with no thought

Elon should play his trump card he keeps hinting at.

Waaa! He said something mean to me! Waaa!

It win-win for the US! Musk gets kicked out of the country, his stocks get kicked in the nuts, and he goes on the rampage funding Democrats.

Wow. My two least favourite people are fighting. I don't know who I want to win.

Time for popcorn memes!