This is not a flex. This is a statement on how much of a selfish asshole you are.

I keep a surplus supply of just about everything my family regularly uses, sometimes up to five-years.

The thing is, I don’t buy it all at once. I build it up over time so I don’t clean out a store and make things hard for other people.

It’s not just for emergencies, either. I have had things I rely on mysteriously go out of stock or become very hard to get for a few months then things go back to normal. During that time I was just eating into my supply instead of stressing that I couldn’t find any.

The guy in front of me at the checkout had his cart full of toilet paper. Jokingly, I asked him if COVID is coming back. He laughed and told me it's for his companies' office.

These are the dipshits that caused the "supply problems"

I was so confused the first time I tried to buy paper towels at Costco and couldn’t find them. I asked a worker and he said “Oh honey. You need to be here when we open on Wednesdays to get those!”

I still have hand sanitizer I use that I bought on clearance at the end of the pandemic when they realized they made wayyyy too much.

Next up: toilet paper

I wish I had the storage space for that.

I been benefiting form my parents panic buying a stash of toilet paper.