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[–] 104 points 10 months ago

Gestapo says what?

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  • [–] 87 points 10 months ago

    people have proved their status or citizenship only to be assaulted and detained anyway..

    so, FUCK OFF.

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  • [–] 79 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Papers, please!

    Of course, where does that leave those of us who aren’t citizens and have no intention of becoming citizens?

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  • [–] 69 points 10 months ago* (7 children)

    “LET ME SEE YOUR PAPERS!” Should Latinos, the disabled and lgbtqia people wear a patch yet? Or does that come later?

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  • [–] 32 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    The way this admin is speed running fascism I half expect them to tattoo QR codes on them. When called out for being nazis, they'll push back and say nazis used numbers. This is totally different.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Everyone will get a QR code tattooed on the forehead. Among other things these codes will be needed to use a credit card. Evangelicals will hail this move as a clear sign of Trump's godliness.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    The Mark of the Beast, one of the primary signs of the Anti-Christ.

    Revelations 13:

    And he causeth all, both small and great*, rich and poor*, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand*, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

    You can see how a Capitalist would like that part.

    Could Americans spot the Antichrist?

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Good idea. Maybe the government could create a specific patch that shows their immigration status, with each being a different color. First it's the undocumented with no patch, then the asylum seekers with a yellow patch, then the dreamers with a blue patch, then the green card holders with green patch, then the birthright citizens with an orange patch, and finally the naturalized citizens with a red patch. As each group becomes criminalized, it will make it easy for ICE to scoop them all up.

    Those who bought Trump's $5 million Gold card get a gold patch, of course. Nobody will bother them. They bought their citizenship like you're supposed to.

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  • [–] 60 points 10 months ago

    Nazi Barbie just figured out how to make normal people resist more actively.

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  • [–] 39 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

    Remember when MAGAts threw hissy fits when you had to have a piece of paper to prove you were vaccinated for the safety of the public? I wonder what they think of this.

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  • [–] 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    She looks like she's wearing a mask made of human skin which somehow fits the "I bragged about killing a puppy".

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  • [–] 31 points 10 months ago

    very fascist.

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  • [–] 24 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    This is FREEDOM!

    -Nazis! Republicans!

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Who would want to live in a country where you aren't even free?

    What happened America?

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    What happened America?

    Reviving all the goddamn Jim Crow laws and Exclusion acts, and maybe even reverting all of the Civil Rights Act. Hell, they're even going after the Indians.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Seems like things went to shit overnight.

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago

    I prefer it if Krispy Gnome had to prove she was human.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago

    "Ihre Papiere, bitte."

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    How do you prove citizenship? A lot of (most?) people don't even have passports, which is the only federal ID that most people can get that establishes citizenship.

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    the "real id" marked state id and dl also do, but have also been ignored by the police state.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

    Real ID isn't exclusive to US citizens. Non-citizen permanent residents and people here on temporary legal status such as work or student visas, DACA, etc get Real ID cards as well.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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    Glory to Arstotzka!

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  • [–] 30 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    Kristi Noem should prepare to spend the rest of her life behind bars when normal government resumes (and it will).

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  • [–] 32 points 10 months ago

    Normal was school shootings every week. Normal was Cops militarizing and murdering black and brown people in our streets. Normal was unlimited money flowing into congress form Corporations.

    We can't go back to normal after this. This has to end in revolution and rebuilding our country. We need to enshrine our real values in the constitution and prevent things like this happening again.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Why would it? They are fixing elections and the democrats refused and still refuse to stop them, or to be popular.

    How could you possibly think they will be unseated?

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    [–] 10 points 10 months ago*

    FUCK YOU and FUCK OFF

    Someone's gonna spit in your latte the first thing in the morning, psycho scumfuck.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    Here's my proof: 🖕🤬🖕

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    Best I can do is exercise my God-given inalienable rights with great intensity.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    Why not come out with a system were you can identify this quickly and effectively.

    We can all wear something on our sleeve like a star or something, maybe make it a bright color so it's easily seen from a distance.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    Exercise your rights.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Vi vill ask the qvestions vibe

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  • Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    You first Princess Puppy Killer.

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  • [–] 0 points 10 months ago

    Dunno. They dont even care enough to vote... so here we are.

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  • [–] 0 points 10 months ago

    Eh, that's okay. They can arrest me. I'm a citizen, and I know that. Let them deport me if they want, fuck it.

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    [–] 59 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Will ICE prove their citizenship to me?

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago

    No, like republicans screeming too loudly about gays, pedos or drugs, they are telling us about themselves by calling evil on others.

    Bet some of those ICE boys have something to hide behind that mask and violence.

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  • [–] 33 points 10 months ago

    Gestapo says what?

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    Kristi Noem should be prepared to prove her humanity on the stand.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago

    Glory to Arztotska!

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago

    IF there were some good law enforcement they should arrest Noem, because I guarantee she is too arrogant to carry any proof of citizenship with her.

    It'd be awesome. Chuck her in one of her own dungeons.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago

    Most efficient way would be to shoot (near maybe?) the person asking. The requirements for acquisition of a gun should be sufficiently rigorous to prove your identity right?

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    Well the name Kristi Noem doesn't really sound "American" so how about we start there, Trump's grandfather was German sooo... oh... well that explains things.

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    So what do they consider proof? A photo of scan of an active passport? Or the actual physical passport?

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago*

    I don't even have a passport as I haven't traveled internationally since the 90s when it wasn't needed for Canada and Mexico.

    Guess I'm not a US citizen as far as ICE is concerned despite being born in the dead center of the US and at least four generations of citizens above me.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I am looking forward to Puppy Killer's impeachment trial.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    Ah, guilty until proven innocent. Typical fascist move.

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    So by default she's going to assume all Americans are... Not Americans? You guys need to keep hearing this: you really fucked up voting for a convicted felon.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    Just force armbands, you fucking nazi. I hope she gets tried in The Hague.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    Noem ain’t an American name.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    Will a cup of my piss be enough proof?

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    Inb4 she announces ⭐️ that will be required to be worn on our clothes to prove citizenship.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    Why? What happens if I don't? Where will I be deported to?

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    Ask iceholes to show you their id, see how they like it.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    I wanna see the log files from her phone's face unlock feature during the period when she Mar-a-Lagoed herself with a brick in a sock.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    You first, Kristi.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    Tell Ice agents you have your papers right here in this holster.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Gestapo: PAPERS!

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  • [–] -5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Hey america: have the day you voted for!

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago*

    If you're not in the US its coming for you next rest assured.

    If you are I challenge you to expect your candidates to actually earn your vote instead of being a servile piggie to people who clearly do not give a fuck what happens to you at all one way or the other.

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