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[–] 33 points 9 months ago*

@Ninji@wuffs.org

  • JPEG XL → file.jxl
  • Big PDF → file.bpdf
  • MP3 Pro Max → file.mpx
  • SVG Deluxe → file.sdx
  • 7Zip 7Furious → file.7zf
  • DOCX-treme → file.dxt
  • GIF Supreme → file.gifs
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  • [–] 57 points 9 months ago*

    7Zip 7Furious

    I’m dying 😂🤣

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    I would've gone with "Chunky GIF" myself

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    XlsXL is a large spreadsheet but XlsXXX for a sexy spreadsheet.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    Git GOTY edition

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Jif Supreme is next-gen peanut butter.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    .c plus plus - like C, but with a bunch of other stuff.

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  • [–] [S] 46 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    You'll probably get flac for that comment

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Next gen gif should add another sequence of letters that can be argued about how it should be pronounced.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    See, that's why I'm saying it's gotta be "Chunky Gif." .cyg.

    Is the C a /s/ or a /k/? Or is it /tʃ/, like in "cello," to match with "chunky?" Is the Y an /ɪ/, an /aɪ/, or an /i/? Is the G a /dʒ/ or a /ɡ/? Does the fact that it's a pun on the peanut butter brand legitimize the /dʒ/ pronunciation, or does linguistic precedent show it's obviously pronounced /sɪɡ/ like cygnus?

    The truth?The C is silent, like in "indict." The Y is a schwa, like in "pyjamas." And the G is pronounced /ɣ/, like the proper Dutch pronunciation of "van Gogh." The filetype is thus pronounced, approximately, "Uchgh" - Which you may recognize better as the sound you make when you get chunky JIF peanut butter stuck in the back of your throat.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago*

    i think people that would subscribe to gif supreme would probably pronounce it gif

    edit: i realise the fatal error in trying to comment this

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    Tar hypersphere

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago*

    JavaScript (.js) -> JavaBook (.jb)

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    isnt it already DOC->DOCX?
    why is the -treme added?

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Imgur has GIFV which is technically just WebM or MP4 treated as an animated image, but that could be GIF supreme

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    A GIF Supreme

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    GIF Cupreme

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    WebP XP Pro

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    I put GIF Supreme on my sandwich this morning

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    i hope SVG deluxe supports animation 🤞

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