That's not to avoid cutting pepperoni. There was no reason to shape the 2 pieces at the top like that... other than being a pizza sadist.

I almost want to do this. If you don't slice that pepperoni the first time it grabs it's buddy Cheese and they both go on a trip all over the damn place.

Your dad could get a job gerrymandering districts for the state.

"Back in my days there were no neurodivergent people"

mf back in his days when asked to cut pizza:

Tell him the amount of pepperoni on each slice is not balanced.

For frozen pizza I will move the pepperoni before baking so they are in predetermined slices.

I get it. The pizza slicer pushes pepperoni and other toppings down which smushes the cheese and sauce out the size, then you have an uneven distribution of cheese/sauce. So either you have an uneven distribution of pepperoni, an uneven distribution of cheese/sauce, or you spend a great deal of time placing your pepperoni so that they're perfectly positioned away from your cut lines.

You know what? I like it, and I'ma start doing it.

Your daddy's my kind of freak

No he's doing that because he is a demon. LOOK at that slice at 12-o-clock. That's not avoiding the pepperoni that is malediction against society

gerrymandered Pizza

That one Florida-ass looking piece.

Respect

Signs your dad might have OCD

Totino’s frozen pizza had it best: diced pepperoni. Pepperoni in every bite.

I do the same lol… pisses my gf off

#dad things

Just arrange the pepperoni in advance so you can cut normal without slicing them.

i do that too

I fully support this strategy, can't believe I never considered it myself. I will have to carefully suggest it to my wife who will NOT approve of this mutilation of one of her glorious pizzas.

A little bit autistic we are today?

Add 1 slice every time you make pizza and hold bets.

The only thing wrong with this is the inevitable sibling conflict over who got the biggest piece.

I just wanna talk to him

Thanks Dad. I’ll have one with 5 slices of pepperoni not 3. 3 slices of pepperoni is for pussies.

Buy a good pizza cutter and sharpen like a knife?

The only problem I see is different slices have different numbers of pepperoni and different lengths of crust.

But if you want straight cuts, a sharp cleaver does the best job.