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more than a match for their wits
Their match is cold concrete, and they are losing.
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There are several good video clips in that article.
Death squadrons' war against winter.
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I don't see what the big deal is. Go slow and leave plenty of following distance. Fucking duh. They used our money to buy themselves giant 4x4 suburbans and even with every advantage they can't drive in winter conditions? Pathetic
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It's like an unwritten law that if you can get someone get unstuck, you do.
You would have to be incredibly disliked to be heckled after getting stuck.
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I just love this:
"So, if you find you get stuck in 3-inch-deep snow… for starters, don’t do that. That’s not much snow. It’s embarrassing to get stuck in so little.
A few extremely basic notes:
Don’t kick the gas pedal like these ICE agents are doing. Slow and steady.
Turn on 4WD. Obviously.
If you don’t have 4WD, whatever, you should be fine. It’s really not that much snow.
If you’re stuck and can’t dig yourself out with the shovel you carry for this exact purpose, flag down a friendly Midwesterner to pull you out. Some flannel-clad hoonigan like me will happily pull you out with a rescue strap.
This works way better if you don’t have a reputation for killing unarmed women in the city you’re in, so ICE might be SOL"
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Not much snow in Texas.
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Leave it to the Donald Administration not to recognize basic laws of physics and, maybe, the necessity to make logistical changes.
Hopefully the next headline is about how an ICE vehicle slid off a cliff.
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if you ever wondered where all those morons who can't drive and can't put the correct tiers on work...
Ice on ICE violence. Nazis on ice. The jokes write themselves
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Earlier this morning I thought it was an article from The Onion. It is in fact, not.
ICE agents skid on ice
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Ok, there's a Field Office 5 minutes from my home, and I just had an idea. What's a super slick hard to remove liquid one might be able to pour on concrete? Preferably clear.
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Absolutely fucking hilarious
Imagine spending all of your effort trying to look like this badass gestapo and you get your shit handed to you by FROZEN FUCKING WATER
Poor choice of tires and no chains. This might be a 2WD model
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Fascists' ancient enemy: winter
I've hated ice before it was cool
Must be god at work, right?
Man that website sucks. None of the video players work, except the one showing the SUV stuck in snow! Probably because they're from shady sources like Instagram and Twitter and I've blocked that shit.
Does anyone have mirrors to the remaining videos in the article?
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