Vandal-eyes!

But then you realize what you ordered isn't self-stick and you are disappoint.

Ah.

When I had a housewarming party, I put a bunch of googly eyes in a bowl and instructed everyone to become googly eye terrorists in my new house.

It was really fun, and a great surprise to find all my eggs googly-eyed with pieces of paper with pleas for help written on them.

Still finding them to this day.

Eyes up here --> 👀

👀 <-- and there

These would be good for dead ICE agent bodies.

Sometimes self care means bulk ordering googly eyes with the intent of teaching the next generation the joy of vandalism

I got gigantic ones and then stuck them on the toilet cistern. To quote a friend "i hate how it keeps making eye contact when i piss in it"

I once ordered a box of different sizes. Comes handy, occasionally.

It's too bad they don't sell them as stickers . Like on a sheet.

Waymond? Is that you?

Finally, something I can get on board with!

Earthquake detection kit.

On a serious note, my issue with these is that they're plastic and when they eventually fall off they'll become litter.

Googly eyes always make me laugh. There's a realtor in my area that has been advertising for decades on billboards, and sometime early 2025, some hero took extremely large googly eyes and stuck them over his picture. I have no clue what glue they used but they're still up there.

This is how I found out from my mom that my family apparently has generational beef with theirs. My grandpa apparently loved terrorizing the guy's dad because they were assholes and my mom ended up competing with him in real estate for a little while.

Thank you googly eyes.

Yay! Spreading plastic arbitrarily around the environment, what fun!

Ok I'm not american can someone give a context? All I know is that a woman(mother of three) got shot by ice.