*More than one message*

Me: What did I do..?

3 replies? Someone's popular.

Don't read/clear your replies and you too can achieve this glory:

My reaction to seeing new message notification on Lemmy: "Oh God, who did I piss off and which comment was it?"

Nicole, is that you?

I treat my inbox here like my email inbox (I have 548 'unread' notifications).

1/3 people riffing on the joke.

1/3 people taking the joke seriously and losing their shit because I was "wrong."

1/3 people who are illiterate, didn't get the joke because they couldn't comprehend what they were reading and losing their shit for absolutely insane reasons.

Unless I preface it with "Seriously, tho" I ain't being serious 'bout shit.

Made you look :)

Hi

I’ve been having a hard time reaching you. The bodies are going to work their way out of the soil. With all the rain and the construction, they’re finding their way topside soon. You still live near enough to find your way there without drawing any attention, right? We’ll piecemeal the disposal between the two of us. Don’t disappear again.

I get excited because lemmy has actually the coolest people on earth.

Also voyager?

Pov: it's a reply yelling at you for something.

Only to realize it is just some tankie using 3 seperate accounts to underline their utterly deranged and irrational argument against you.

Hey

"Bring the crazy."

(1)

Oooh, someone’s disagreeing with me or using some argument fallacy to make themselves more right.

I too like it because it is really rare here.

Fellow Voyager user I see.

Well, have another!

badabing

The guillotine

Hope you have a lovely day

I'm very bad at managing my inbox when there are replies I don't feel a need to reply to... And probably there are ones that got lost in the pile who I did wanna chat with 🥲

Eh. Its a just a reply. Not even worth the time replying to the vast majority of the time.