Sure, the IKEA guillotine is cheap, but it'll go dull after only 5-10 elites. The lightweight construction makes it convenient to ship and assemble, but reduces the cutting power. Support your local carpenters and blacksmiths.

TSJÖP, model number 183.948.38. Available in white, birch and mahogany.

Guillotine is neither the most efficient nor the greatest spectacle. The thing the guillotine does best is incite fear, which isn't really the goal for someone whose priority is a functioning democracy.

Best spectacle is noose. Most efficient is bullets.

Fake. The real one is named Hedchoppen.

Also kind reminder if we can't even afford that then bare hands will have to do.

I fully agree with the repression of the Capitalists, Fascists and Monarchists, that's why I support Actually Existing Socialist states! I salute you, comrade!

The commodification of revolution!

Best part, you can stain it any color!

Choppalotta