The last time I visited my mom, we ended up on the subject of death somehow. I said this line verbatim to her, not fully serious, but not really joking either. She was not amused.

fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass who cares its a dead body

You can donate your body to the Body Worlds exhibit, if that's still a thing

I was thinking about this earlier and if I ever have kids, I'll disown them from the grave if they have me embalmed or cryogenically frozen instead of taxidermied or cremated. I'm hoping for a wacky taxidermy if anything.

Can i interest you in Plastination?

Yeah, no biggie Ramses, we can handle that

Same but a field of crap is good enough

People who are in on the scam know to cremate the body, but the cremation industry is clearly also a scam.

Just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us SAPS!

Is there a Ralph’s around here?

I don't have this one, could you enlighten me?

It is our most modestly priced receptacle! Thank you and Come Again!

nah, the Diogenes way is the way