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Waitaminit - What's This? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 10 months ago by to c/achievers@lebowski.social
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cross-posted from: https://no.lastname.nz/post/2119222

Why are people so fixated on what happens after you die?

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[–] 11 points 10 months ago (5 children)

God damn you, Homer! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the fuck has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I don't have this one, could you enlighten me?

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    • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    ... This is $180.

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    • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Viking funeral. TO VALHALLA BOIS

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    • [–] [S] 4 points 10 months ago

    From La Jolla, up to Pismo.

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    [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Too bad arby's can't help ya anymore.

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    [–] 20 points 10 months ago

    Just spread my remains in Central Park.

    I don't wish to be cremated.

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    [–] 13 points 10 months ago (4 children)

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    The last time I visited my mom, we ended up on the subject of death somehow. I said this line verbatim to her, not fully serious, but not really joking either. She was not amused.

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    • [+] 9 points 10 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 7 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    When I die I wanna be taxidermied

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    I was thinking about this earlier and if I ever have kids, I'll disown them from the grave if they have me embalmed or cryogenically frozen instead of taxidermied or cremated. I'm hoping for a wacky taxidermy if anything.

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    • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I shall be left to decompose in a field of crops

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    • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    Wait till you get to deal with all the nightmarish legal red-tape (not to mention the parasitic death industry feeding on all of it) that a death in the family brings.

    Most of us are literally too poor to die.

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    [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    just freeze yourself and get unfreezed 1000 years from now

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    [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    The Dude abides.

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    [–] 1 point 10 months ago (1 child)

    I'm an idiot, what does Folgers and Arby's have to do with any of this?

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