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[–] 69 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Can someone roll him into a home already?

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  • [–] 53 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Preferably one that’s six feet deep

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    Should go ahead and build him a Whiter House, or Whitest House, one where he also doesn't have to live with any prior residents having been black. Set it up in some sort of non-state U.S. territory, maybe give it a legal arrangement like a Native American reservation, but call it something he'll be happy about. Exclusive Territory, or VIP Room. Still subject to major crime laws of the federal government.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    He tried this, remember. Literally most of his first administration was run out of Mar-A-Lago, and now that he realizes he can be in the WH to stay, he's more than happy to turn IT into Mar-A-Lago II: Eletric Boogaloo.

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  • [–] 57 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Just driving home the fact that the President of the United States is a deranged lunatic with the emotional development of a toddler and an ego that's so grossly inflated ¡that it's stretched as thin and fragile as tissue.

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  • [–] 44 points 10 months ago

    I hope Shitgibbon has a miserable holiday. Stumbling the halls at Mar-a-Lardo, watching Hannity reruns and shouting at the screen.

    His family hates him.

    No real friends.

    No music.

    No enjoyment of food.

    Not even a dog.

    Crappy Holidays, you child murdering piece of shit.

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  • [+] 111 points 10 months ago (15 children)
  • [+] -58 points 10 months ago (10 children)

    I think your over playing it. Why do we the rest of the world care about your politician.

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  • [–] 61 points 10 months ago

    Because he's making life shit for everyone else, including your country.

    Just wait until he starts his war machine rolling - I mean impotent old man still needs to show the world he's got a big hard dick and he's the "boss" - nowhere will be protected from the consequences.

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  • [+] -7 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    They are also overplaying it in America.

    Trump won the popular vote.

    The average American wouldn't be celebrating.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago*

    Did you miss the part of the article where his approval rating is 36%? The average American disapproves of his performance in office, possibly including some of the people who voted for him.

    (Only 64% of eligible voters voted in 2024, and 49.8% of those voters chose Trump. So the 32% of eligible voters who chose him could technically still approve of his performance. It's not likely that none of them have changed their minds because the leopards ate their faces, but it's mathematically possible.)

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    He didn't win anything. He cheated, and we ALL know it. Even MAGA knows it.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (1 child)
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    Thank you. Every time I say that, there are plenty of cowardly Democrats who actually defend MAGA's "victory" as "fair & square," as if after a lifetime of cheating at EVERYTHING, just for fun, the one election he wouldn't cheat in, is the one election that he absolutely had to win in order to avoid a lifetime prison sentence. MAGAs would love to brag about it, but they have to keep their mouths shut.

    The first thing Dems need to do, if they are ever going to win again, is to resist literally EVERYTHING they say or do. Every statement gets denied, every action gets protested, every piece of legislation gets voted against - by every single elected Democrat, without exception. If a Dem gives MAGA legislation a single vote, then they should be rejected from the party, given NO campaign money, and be officially primaried by the party. They are FIRED!

    That includes my worthless DINO rep.

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  • [–] 0 points 10 months ago

    You see when other countries "elect" a dictator (usually by stealing), the whole country is evil and they need "democracy". All their allies with be on board with invading them because well, they're always the good guys.

    When it's US and its allies, it's never their fault and they aren't responsible for the crimes their government commits.

    They're just helpless individuals who have no say in how government operates and you're supposed to have sympathy for them no matter what.

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  • [–] 34 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Fascists are the weakest and most brittle snowflakes.

    Every attack a revelation of insecurity.
    Every praise an area of weakness.
    Every accusation an admission.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    “When you see the state of Somalia, that’s what they want for America,” Miller claimed in a video reshared by Trump. “Because it’s easier to rule over an empire of ashes than it is for the Democratic Party to rule over a functioning, Western, high-trust society with a strong middle class."

    Exactly as you said. Every accusation is an admission.

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  • [–] 31 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Explain the Somali hate to me. It's already come up at family gatherings this holiday, and I can say with 100% certainty there aren't any Somali immigrants within 200 miles of this community.

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  • [–] 24 points 10 months ago

    He can't even just say Merry Christmas like a normal person.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Indict Congress for not invoking the 25A cause the president is fucking out of his mind.

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  • [–] 46 points 10 months ago (12 children)

    I kinda just wish he’d won 2020 at this point. He wouldn’t have had 4 years to regroup with the project 2025 fascists, and we’d be done with him now.

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  • [–] 72 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    We'd also be done with him if he'd been prosecuted for the crimes. Even though they were fairly minor, like trying to usurp the will of the people and overthrow democracy, it would have done the trick.

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    He was prosecuted and convicted, just never actually sentenced.

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  • [–] 28 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    If you mean the 34 felonies, that judge effectively said his punishment would be nothing. Which is very fun by the way - when has a non rich person gotten to shrug off dozens of felony convictions? He was never charged, as far as I'm aware, in connection to the coup attempt.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Impeachments without a result are also convictions without consequences. If anything they showed him he could do whatever he wanted, so he has.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Gonna get real pedantic here. It's passé that "impeachment" is the part the House of Representatives does, then the Senate gets their vote. If 2/3 of the Senage agree the person did the bad, this means they are "convicted" by the Senate which automatically leads to removal from office. So, a conviction in reference to the broader "impeachment" process comes with very real consequences, by definition.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Yes, you're right, an acquittal does mean not convicted. Even when the general attitude among the Republicans wasn't that the impeachment findings were wrong, just that it wasn't a big deal to them (mainly concerning the first time, but I guess also the second since storming the Capitol wasn't enough to change their mind). So again the message was sent that he had free reign.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    You're a mean one, mr. grinch

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    He is the only toddler that should be dumped in Lake Michigan

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    Well he didn't drown a newborn so we're gonna have to chalk this up as a win

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    Ebenezer scrooge at least was an extremely private individual who had no relationships outside of the few stuff he needed for his business(es) which were very local in scale. All we know is he was a moneylender of some sorts and had a warehouse full of grain that he was profiteering from, but that's it.

    Trump makes him look like a boring chump.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    He's got to pump it out over holidays, because it's one of the few days right/left still mix.

    The last thing the wealthy want is people sitting down at a table and realizing the shit we fight over isn't as important as what the wealthy are doing to all of us.

    It's just a distraction to keep us from uniting against them.

    So trump wants his voters riled up and angry so no discussions can happen.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    It works to well and has been for years. Look at slavery in the US when the white and black slaves united against the rich. They got scared and divided them with the oh you are not as bad as the black slaves. I mean we are talking hundreds of years of this divide. They do it cause it works.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    Look at slavery in the US when the white and black slaves united against the rich.

    That never happened. And you're massively distorting what chattel slavery was if you think that it was just the same as ordinary oppression of the working class.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Voter fraud... Like in the election we just had, that he claimed to have won?

    So I guess I agree with him on that one issue

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    If there was so much voter fraud, why don't we have a special presidential election in 2026? Since he's doing such a great job as president and he's fixed all the voter fraud, surely he'll win again by an even greater margin.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    More and more evidence is piling up of "Ballot stuffing", where voters were made-up, or one person was counted in multiple districts. Many counties had numbers showing that more than 100% of their registered voters turned out. This wasn't done at the polls, it was done by fudging the digital counts. Several orgs, including Election Truth Alliance, are currently in civil court fighting for hand recounts. The problem is that many of the officials that these concerns are being reported to are swearing up and down that it's impossible for our voting systems to be compromised. Many of these dipshits genuinely believe that the voting machines don't have internet access, not realizing that just because a voting machine can't pull up facebook or youtube, doesn't mean it isn't connected to the internet, and is therefore vulnerable to online tampering. Of course, nothing's being done because, well, look who's in charge.

    How many times have we watched MAGA and Trump accuse enemies and rivals of exactly what they're doing? How is election rigging any different?

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Someone gave him a Christmas stimulant. Big mistake.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    Imagine having nothing better to do on Christmas

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    A fucking hundred??

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    He really is the national grandpa we don't speak to anymore

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    In your greatest hits era eh Donny?

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