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[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 50 points 10 months ago

Yeah but the cat started it

[+] starik@lemmy.zip 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

apparently whoever was driving my body in my sleep this morning was petting my cat, according to my wife. i'm kind of upset. my cat never cuddles in bed, usually it's just her cat. i wanted to drive for that.

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[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

My cat loves to put his paw in my mouth when I'm sleeping, probably telling me to stop snoring. I will actively hiss when he does it. It doesn't stop him tho

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[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago (4 children)

My intention is if I keep my cat awake hours before bed she'll be on my sleep schedule.

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)

How’s that working for you?

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[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

To shreds you say?

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 10 months ago (1 child)

And his curtains?

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[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago

To shreds you say, tsk tsk.

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

I do it for revenge.

Running around the house at 3am knocking shit over everywhere? Enjoy your next nap motherfucker cause I'm gonna get 2 inches from your face and start yowling like I'm being murdered.