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[–] 33 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Yea, but it's not bio-available so it's like eating nothing at all.

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  • [–] 33 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Why, I'd have calories for a lifetime! I would never need eat again.

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  • [–] 26 points 10 months ago

    This number goes for any substance

    There are 20 billion calories in a gram of diet coke too

    This is the solution to E=mc^2

    If we are talking dietary calories uranium is close to 0

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  • [–] 20 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Yo’ mama so fat she thinks uranium is just a light snack.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    TNT has an energy density of 1kcal/g. This means that a stick of dynamite contains less energy than a stick of butter.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    That's why I prefer drinking crude oil

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