Snake orgy... you learn something new everyday...
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South park bit
Sexy time. I like.
Worlds biggest gangbang
Pics or it didn't happen.
IIRC history started with the invention of written word, somewhere around 6000 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recorded_history
Cave art existed for at least 40000 years
https://www.thearchaeologist.org/blog/ten-oldest-known-cave-paintings-in-the-world
Of orgys more than 10,000 strong? Pics. Now.
My kid used to love going for walks in the woods with me.
One day we came across one of these mating balls, and they had never seen a garter snake before. Despite my assurances that these are literally one of the most harmless things you can find in the woods, my kid has never willingly accompanied me for hikes since.
I didnt know Canada was Australia. I always thought Canada was too cold for this shit.
Garter snakes are harmless, they run from you and don't bite.
Humans do this the first weekend of summer vacation at the lake/river.
Danger noodle ball of Nope
Nah, just a regular noodle ball of nope. Unless they bite you, it gets infected and you choose to ignore it, about the worst a garter snake will do to you is cover whatever part of you is touching them in some stinky piss. Like, leave them alone unless it's absolutely necessary, but garter snakes are pretty chill.
Garter snakes were long thought to be non-venomous, but discoveries in the early 2000s revealed that they produce a neurotoxic venom.[12] Despite this, garter snakes cannot seriously injure or kill humans with the small amounts of comparatively mild venom they produce and they also lack an effective means of delivering it. In a few cases, some swelling and bruising has been reported.[13] They do have enlarged teeth in the back of their mouths[14] but their gums are significantly larger and the secretions of their Duvernoy's gland are only mildly toxic.[13][15]
I wish people were mating like this. Not that I want to, just it would be hilarious
Fuck all of this. I hate snakes more than Indiana Jones does. Last week I was taking laundry down to the basement and stepped directly onto a garter snake. Horrifying.
There's a director out there, going: "I need this for real in my next movie."
Good thing the dont have feet, can you imagine the time lost while all the Canadian snakes had to appologize to each other?
Manitoba remains my least favored province. But the snakes are cool at least.



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