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[–] 101 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Snake orgy... you learn something new everyday...

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  • [–] 61 points 1 year ago

    Thanks, I hate it

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Of orgys more than 10,000 strong? Pics. Now.

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    My kid used to love going for walks in the woods with me.

    One day we came across one of these mating balls, and they had never seen a garter snake before. Despite my assurances that these are literally one of the most harmless things you can find in the woods, my kid has never willingly accompanied me for hikes since.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    I've been in one of these before it's nice.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Admit you want to climb into the snake orgy a bit

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    I'm going to have nightmares about this.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Ok so why are you taking photos and not joining in on the fun?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I didnt know Canada was Australia. I always thought Canada was too cold for this shit.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    I’m something of a mating ball, myself.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Humans do this the first weekend of summer vacation at the lake/river.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Humans really do do everything so wrong

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Danger noodle ball of Nope

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Nah, just a regular noodle ball of nope. Unless they bite you, it gets infected and you choose to ignore it, about the worst a garter snake will do to you is cover whatever part of you is touching them in some stinky piss. Like, leave them alone unless it's absolutely necessary, but garter snakes are pretty chill.

    Garter Snakes

    Garter snakes were long thought to be non-venomous, but discoveries in the early 2000s revealed that they produce a neurotoxic venom.[12] Despite this, garter snakes cannot seriously injure or kill humans with the small amounts of comparatively mild venom they produce and they also lack an effective means of delivering it. In a few cases, some swelling and bruising has been reported.[13] They do have enlarged teeth in the back of their mouths[14] but their gums are significantly larger and the secretions of their Duvernoy's gland are only mildly toxic.[13][15]

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    ... and some of them have social anxiety ...

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    This isn't where I parked my car.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I wish people were mating like this. Not that I want to, just it would be hilarious

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Fuck all of this. I hate snakes more than Indiana Jones does. Last week I was taking laundry down to the basement and stepped directly onto a garter snake. Horrifying.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Snake Diddy party.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Did someone tell the snakes Kevin O'Leary was around?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    How do they taste?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    There's a director out there, going: "I need this for real in my next movie."

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Good thing the dont have feet, can you imagine the time lost while all the Canadian snakes had to appologize to each other?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Manitoba remains my least favored province. But the snakes are cool at least.

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  • [–] -4 points 1 year ago

    GET THE FLAMETHROWER!!!!

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago

    Is there no Fucking Interesting community on Lemmy?

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