Looking forward to the airing of the grievances.

Boy, has the need to escape the commercialization of Christmas only increased since 1997 (eg, black Friday). Thankfully, there's a Festivus for the rest of us, of course. I did some holiday shopping today, and didn't face much busyness and crowdedness. It was a Festivus miracle

A compromise I can live with.

I’ve been going with “happy winter solstice!”

I'm sick of Canada being better than us. I want America to stop fucking sucking.

I’ve been quite active lately at work, so I expect to perform quite well at the feats of strength.

Are gonna do feats of strength too? Happy Festivus and Mery Christmas for the rest.

Ps: I liked from that episode Elaine saying "Hey, I was in a shvitz for 6 hours. Give me a break."

Will someone call all of the ambulances?

That must have been some doll.