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[+] 80 points 10 months ago (17 children)
  • [–] 75 points 10 months ago (8 children)

    the crane lifts itself by its bootstraps

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  • [–] 53 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    This is actually somewhat true. There's a mechanism at the top of the crane that lifts the cab and arm above the top truss and then the crane lifts a new truss to the top and works install it and lock it in place. The process repeats until the crane is the required height.

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  • [–] 31 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    First, they build a bigger crane

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  • [–] 24 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    There's always a bigger crane

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    This reference is older than some of the community members.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    When 900 years old you reach, outdated references you will use

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  • [–] 45 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    isn't it obvious???

    They switch to creative mode and build the crane cause now they can fly. or if they have the right mod pack then they can just spawn one. We common folk don't have the authority to switch to creative

    that's why I want to be a construction worker when I grow up :)

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  • [–] 35 points 10 months ago (16 children)

    Hey this is what I do for a job.

    Less so tower cranes more so crawler cranes but I've done jt for 15 years.

    Construction workers don't do the job they hire in people like me who specialise in this

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  • [–] 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Worked across the street from an outfit like yours for 5 years. Never saw a crane coming or going, hell, never seen one being assembled. Y'all sneak out in the middle of the night, right?

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    Not who you were replying to, but I've worked in the industry...

    Kinda, yeah. They want them set up super early in the mornings on site so they can get to work.

    Also, lots of them move from site to site directly without returning to the yard. Some of the bigger tower cranes are booked years in advance, so there's really only down time if a job finishes early.

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (6 children)
  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    draw a circle of transmission fluid where you want the crane and chant CORANON SILARIA OZOO MAHOKE

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Unless you're an ironworker, I've built many a crawler crane from LTR-1220's to LR11000's.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Presumably they bring someone in to make sure its correct?

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, the crane company/rental service will inspect it. Maxim, Barnhart, Bay Crane, those types. Sometimes they'll assemble it but not always. Even those inspections will fail sometimes. We had a guy miss one side of a connector on a pendant bar and the inspector signed off on it- the connection snapped and the boom was only being supported by one pendant line leaving the boom hanging at a 45 degree angle.

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  • [–] 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I think that author name might be fake.

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago

    Bj nomnom sounds like a porn name.

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago

    Someone named BJ Nomnom would know a lot about erecting cranes, I reckon?

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Actually a good question they're fucking massive

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago

    They come one section at a time by truck, and the crane cab climbs each section as they are hoisted up by the last section.

    The most dangerous time for cranes is the time between hoisting and bolting the next section on (or the reverse during disassembly).

    One fell in Manhattan a couple years ago during disassembly. https://www.wsatlaw.com/manhattan-crane-accident-new-safety-rules-2025/

    There are new procedures now after that investigation.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago* (5 children)

    So what's it look like inside it?

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Controls are remarkably simple. Notably I don't even see any screen at all, if that's a modern one I would've imagined some kind of display showing alternative camera angles to help them aim, maybe indicators of position, height, angle etc etc.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Ribbon cutting ceremony? Groundbreaking ceremony?

    All rituals to please the eldritch crane God, so that a suitable avatar can be summoned to the material world. Praise be.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    I mean I literally saw one being taken down when we were in Santa Cruz de Tenerife. Went past a construction site it was up. Couple hours later when going back from lunch it was half taken down.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    So, what you are saying is that you didn't see them being summoned, just that the despawn takes a couple of hours. That makes sense otherwise it would be too op.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    Things don't despawn in the real world. What was happening is the contruction workers were looting it after their raid defeated it. Those crane frame pieces add 1000 HP to their home's structure each, so they are great items to have, especially if another crane were to spawn nearby and managed to use its [Collapse] skill on their home before a raid could defeat it.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    You just activated my trape card, OSHA INSPECTOR!

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  • [+] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I worked construction and my hours were 6 am to 3:30 pm. I'm sure others do it differently, but in my eyes it'd be pure madness to work night shift in construction. It's already bad enough having to deal with working on something after your coworkers and thinking "damn why did they do it this way" I can't imagine splitting the job between two foremen too. It'd be chaos. Only reason I think it might be done would be if a project REALLY needs done quick, and it's not a very big building, so you can't just put more people on the same job. So you'd have to have people on it 24/7 to try and get it done asap.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    Big, efficient companies work 24 hour jobs by having 3-4 overlapping shifts with usually at least two general foremen, often more, and a team of PMs. Skilled planners and foremen can manage the jobs, and overlapping shifts helps with continuity instead of a whistle blowing and everyone on site tags out like a wrestling match.

    These are the companies that get the biggest and most expensive contracts. They have all the equipment, they can hire the number of people they need, and they have the experience. They do massive jobs that destabilize entire areas while the work is being done and the customer/city/municipality/government is willing to pay to get it done ASAP because letting the disruption last 2-3x longer is worse than the price tag.

    Some places with harsh winters and short construction seasons also habitually work 24 hours.

    It really depends on what you're doing and where you are. In general, small to medium sized GCs and companies for single builds will not work 24 hours. Once you start getting to big projects within an urban area or major road construction, that kind of thing, it can change.

    I will say that it's MUCH better to do construction in natural daylight, full stop. No amount of flood lighting gives you the amount of visual acuity as the sun does for something like construction. We generally always planned to leave easier work for night shifts, not because they sucked, but because it's just harder in most ways. More dangerous, colder, your best paid people don't generally want to work those shifts, businesses are closed so you've got to deal with on call POCs which slows stuff down if there's problems... Yeah.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    @The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world This would be a very good read for me; I've always wondered that as a kid.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    So nobody has corrected "big-ass cranes" to "big ass-cranes" yet? I guess I'll do it then.

    https://xkcd.com/37/

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    not sure if it's an urban myth.

    not the story goes that when building the Sagrada Familia, they had no idea how to remove the crane they put in the middle. so they offered that crane for free to anyone who could get it out.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Ask Liebherr!

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Spider-Man also has this power.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Ironworkers.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Why does that book look like a chocolate bar

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    ...... I need to get to a patent office

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    I'm struggling so hard not to be ragebaited by this

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    honestly I wasn't even trying to ragebait you I was just spitting facts bro like trust

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