cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/54662999

Unlike his other products, it’s not powered by Steam.

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[–] 20 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

The red valve is a satellite dish for receiving thoughts from the Gabe mind.

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 11 months ago

    Previous Valve Logos:

    Red valve embeded behind head of bald man

    Red valve embeded in man's eye socket

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    I love this timeline ... let's build a neurochip to interface with the human brain ... so that we can make more money

    What could go wrong?

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Medtronics has been trying to implant devices into brains for decades and they all fail because they move, the human brain has the consistency of a firm custard.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago

    Honestly, Gabe's probably doing it because he wants one for himself (and doesn't trust fucking Elon to do it). That's a lot of what powers his decisions. That's how we ended up with the steam deck too.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago*

    I don't think it's about making more money, it's more like something to do with your money if you're a billionaire.

    We could potentially achieve immortality by researching neuron function and medical tech until we can protect neurons and their functionality perfectly. And if a person isn't living long enough to see that, it might be worth just trying to transfer your mind into a cyber world and hoping your real "soul" carries over to a computer mind without your body. I'd prefer that over having no options if I was dying.

    I don't like to think about this, but I have more thoughts, so I'll type them.

    We live in a world where a lot of poor people are going to be dying in wars and stuff because people are obsessed with having kids. If you're a billionaire trying to live forever, it's nice to have a tech everyone can at least try to use while continuing to have kids and have their real bodies die if they want to do that, instead of having a weird global religious war over who should get to be immortal and/or who should get to decide who gets to have kids when people don't want to die to make room for them.

    Overused my brain's capacity to think about this for now. I miss Digit.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Breenslug incoming

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Oh yay we get to watch the race as to which billionaire eventually gets to put chips on our brains.

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    [–] 62 points 11 months ago (10 children)

    Hmm

    My immediate reaction is "stay in your lane, Gabe"

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  • [–] 34 points 11 months ago (9 children)

    Not like he could fuck it up worse than musk.

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  • [–] 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Something something heaps of dead monkeys

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago

    Either we get to see a billionaire humiliate itself, or we get to see a billionaire humiliate another billionaire.

    And I guess some horrors beyond comprehension but it's 2025 I'm pretty sure my toothbrush instantiates some of those when I agree to the new license agreement every night.

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    Musk's strategy is to constantly build hype and gain investments by promising something will be "ready by next year", even if it's nowhere close to ready. And then, when those investors start pressuring him about timelines, he pushes a half-baked, low-quality dumpster fire out the door.

    It's hard to fuck up worse than that. And to Newell's credit, he's run Valve in the exact opposite way that Musk runs his companies: waiting until they have a working product before saying anything.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Can't wait to have SteamOS running in my brain

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    So it's a valve chip or a medtronic one or who? What's the distinct company making these, dbs is one of my interests

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago* (8 children)

    Why is everyone shitting on these guys trying to improve life for people with debilitating diseases or curing brain cancer?

    From OP article:

    Starfish says it could be important to connect to multiple parts of the brain simultaneously, instead of just one region, to address issues like Parkinson’s disease. “there is increasing evidence that a number of neurological disorders involve circuit-level dysfunction, in which the interactions between brain regions may be misregulated,” Cermak writes. In addition to multiple simultaneous brain implants, the company’s updated website says it’s working on a “precision hyperthermia device” to destroy tumors with targeted heat, and a brain-reading, robotically guided transcranial magnetic stimulation (TMS) system for addressing neurological conditions like bipolar disorder and depression

    Starfish site talking about therapies being researched https://starfishneuroscience.com/research/

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    Because "brain chip that reads your mind to help with depression/bipolar disorder" is barely a hop, skip and a jump from all sorts of fun dystopian nightmares. On the tame end, something that already happens, is the makers of implantable devices going out of business; and then you have unsupported, degrading medical hardware implanted inside you that, if it malfunctions or breaks, you're just stuck with and can't get it fixed. Bad enough when that malfunction is with a vision- or hearing-related implant, but a brain chip could fuck up all sorts of things if it goes wrong.

    On the more fanciful, yet-to-be-realized end of possible terrifying outcomes, the sky's the limit -- mind-reading, malware, rudimentary mind-control, the list goes on. I realize that sounds very sci-fi and like I'm a paranoid crackpot, but this is actually far more viable than you might believe at first. If they're actively already trying to make them effective at treating mental disorders, if they are indeed effective, then that doesn't require much further tweaking to go from treating them to causing them.

    Truthfully, BCIs have the potential to be so dangerous that they either should not be developed or should only be developed with open standards and user control in mind. And absolutely not developed by for-profit entertainment companies.

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    People are tired of hearing billionaire lies. By default the behavior that allowed them to gain such wealth is lack of empathy and greed, which directly conflict with the PR driven news articles commonly linked to them.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (2 children)

    That is certainly not the case with Gaben

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    You have know idea if it is or isn't. None of us do. You can trust him if you want, but a long history of rich assholes screwing over everyone else for their own gain says that's a mistake. Gabe might be the least untrustworthy billionaire, but that's not saying a whole lot.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Is that what it is for? Or is it another tool to steal our privacy and shove adds directly into our brain? These billionaires always claim they're trying to save the world.

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago

    There are many many good reasons for developing the technology. It's so bleeding edge though only some people will try it. Billionaires who don't need to ask anyone else are some of the most likely people to be doing this.

    But there have already been incredible strides made with some of the projects that have had human trials.

    Where I think we all need to really put them under the spotlight is what do they do for the people who got these when the companies shit the bed? Whomever gets this tech needs to be taken care of. This isn't something they should be allowed to walk away from if they don't like the direction the research takes or if they just decide they no longer want to develop it. And think that line of responsibility is exactly at human trials .

    If they start, they shouldn't be allowed to stop.

    Some readings for those interested in it

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Harbisson?wprov=sfla1

    https://futurism.com/health-medicine/paralyzed-first-person-shooter-brain-implant

    https://spectrum.ieee.org/bionic-eye-obsolete

    https://www.vox.com/unexplainable/411102/neuroscience-technology-consumer-products-safety-maintenance

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    But can it run DOOM???

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Gabe is speedrunning the Musk campaign… 😮‍💨

    Just another billionaire to add to the chopping block

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Just another billionaire to add to the chopping block

    We really need to just come up with some recipes that are objectively good, and my thinking, is that the problem will solve itself. Here, I'll go first.

    Fall-Off-the-Bone Billionaire (Roast + Braise Style)

    1 whole billionaire (120–240 lb), trussed, cleaned, and patted dry

    Salt & pepper

    4 tbsp butter (soft)

    1 onion + 2 carrots + 2 celery stalks (chunked)

    2 cups chicken or turkey broth Heat oven to 325°F (165°C). Rub billionaire all over with butter, salt, and pepper. Put vegetables in a deep roasting pan, set billionaire on top, pour broth into pan.

    Cover tightly with foil or a lid. Roast about 3–3.5 hours (for 120–240 lb), basting once or twice. Remove foil, roast 30–45 min more to brown skin, until thickest part of thigh hits 165°F.

    Rest 20–30 min, then gently pull meat from the bones (it should slide right off).

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