There are 2.27 popes per sq km in the Vatican.

Where can I claim mine?

I don't think the average person could defend themselves against 2.5m ants. They could overthrow us at any moment.

“The average person has one Fallopian tube.” ―Bo Burnham

Wait, really? How do I get mine?

It may sound like a lot, but that’s at maximum just 12.5kg (around 27.5 pounds) of ants.

Where are my personal ants?

At an average weight of 2.5 mg per ant that's 6.25 kg of ants per person or about the weight of a 6 month old human baby.

what am I supposed to do with 2.5 million ants??

So most of them are just living because of reckless abandonment!

Source: https://www.uni-wuerzburg.de/en/news-and-events/einblick/single/news/wie-viele-ameisen-gibt-es-eigentlich-1/

But how many ants are there? [...] "According to our estimates, the global ant population is 20 x 10¹⁵ – that is, 20 quadrillion animals. [...]"

Divided by 8 billion yields the 2.5 million per person.

Anyone else have a mental image of the guy in John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness who says "pray for death" as his body falls apart into a pile of ants?

I hope mine are fire ants!

And there would be even more if it wasn't for those damned kids!

Well, on my property it’s probably 70 million ants and just me. I’m doing the real work.

But can they fuck up the environment the way we do? I don't think so

Alright... So what the fuck am I supposed to do with 2.5m ants?

Citation needed.