To whomever created this: it would have cost you zero dollars to not bring this abomination into the world 😆

I once drove my Argo

Though a bunch of pollinating cattails. Me and my friend were covered in yellow pollen head to toe.

As im driving through, she yells 'uhhh! I'm cumming so much!' in her best mattress actress voice over the roar of the argo

Think about this, someone somewhere got hard looking at this. That's sad

Sponge dickroot, it's been a while since last we met

Wafts in the smell of Pyrus calleryana

Please mark as NSFW!