Black one for sure. You could get away with some amazing heists/pranks/achievements.

Red.

Simply say "oh, its a full moon tonight?" Then look at them with your now piercingly red eyes and state "I must leave, immediately."

Get out of any social situation and you can get your friends to think you're hiding some big secret. Win win.

And teleport back back, right?

... Right?

One time I was in Spain and I found 5 Australian dollars on the floor in a train station. I picked it up and pocketed it. The same day, I climbed a bell tower in some museum/remains and was chilling up there for half an hour, without anybody else coming up. Eventually another person came up and said hi. Recognised they were Australian so I asked them if they wanted 5 dollars and they said "....yeah?" And I gave it to them. No explanation.

I laugh sometimes thinking of the story from their perspective, climbing a Spanish bell tower and meeting an English guy at the top who hands them 5AUD, like a NPC in an RPG.

Pink, because then you can fold Queen Elizabeth II into a whale giving head

Talking dog, it's so obviously talking dog

Black. I could do anything far away from Albania, teleport there, have three cctv cameras and 9 guys at a pub confirm was there having a drink with them in the evening the 23rd and could definitely not have been robbing a jewelery store in Copenhagen at the same time.

ur telling me I can get a /home command and all I need to do is become Albanian?

Quite a lot are picking Tirana.

I suspect there'll be some telefragging in the future.

i reckon you could make more than $5AUD with a cantonese speaking dog

AND you get a dog

The teleportation is obviously most powerful in terms of exploits

The dog could bring about the most technological advancement

I think Ill go for the eye color change though, because its so uncommon to have different eye colors.

"Albanian Transporter" would be a pretty sick nickname of an assassin whose movements seem to defy the laws of physics.

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DOG!

Obviously pink.
I don't see any stipulation that says I can only use my power only once.

Dinner with Luol Deng of course. I don’t know who it is but that pill means I get free dinner every night.

Obviously I'm teleporting to Albania.

My reactions in order upon seeing these:

"Sounds cool I could probably convince some nutjobs that I'm a demon or something?"

"Who?"

"Great my head already doesn't fit through my doorframe as it is"

"I would farm exactly two reactions out of this before getting bored"

"Who?"

"Is he only like ethnically cantonese or is that the sole language he speaks?"

"So nothing"

"A what in a what now?"

"Oh no."

Black could be handy once in a while.

5 Dollarydoos!?

Teleporting to Albania seems OP, I'd definitely take it.

Tirana. Being a courier, you can just zap yourself from South America or Australia straight to Albania to securely deliver a package or message. Provided your contracts cover the costs of the non-teleportation aspects, you can make millions easily.