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What's your power? Choose wisely. (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by to c/memes@lemmy.world
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I'm going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.

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[–] 39 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Everywhere? The first thing I would do is take a 3 month vacation and scout the entire city.

Best chances are to bribe the politicians and police, then you can get away with a lot.

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    Showing up with armfuls of bribes each time should help.

    Staying anonymous would be the best way though, especially if your goings try it more than once.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Nobody said your stuff teleports. Just you. Don't be greedy.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    It didn't say that anywhere. Next thing is that the dog doesn't actually speak Cantonese but only understands it.

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