It's kinda sad how many people here have commented, apparently unaware of the fact that it's a shitposting community
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Mickey7 vibes.
Literally just started seeing this guy pop up lately. What’s the deal with that account?
He's a shitposter.
The funny kind or the “it’s just a joke” kind?
Missed opportunity to talk about your "shortcuming"
Is that an attempt to censor or did you just cum on the meme?
Gentlemen. If you are climaxing prior to your partner that doesn't mean you're done.
But I literally just finished? And she seems weirdly pissed? And I'm sleepy. Women: you just can't please 'em!
It's like if you went to a restaurant without ordering any dessert. Fine. Next time, you can also cook at home. "Enjoy yourself".
Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
Or how to enjoy humor
This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet....
Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
I'm so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
I can do it just by touching myself.
I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I've decided to call this superpower "wet dreams"
Then there's no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he's good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
It was good for me, was it good for y... Nevermind I don't care
If I didn't know how to fuck, why was I the only one who managed to cum? I was the only one who knew wtf I was doing.
Well dépends, sometimes promising ''it'll be quick, won't feel a thing'', seals the deal.
Dude's batting 0/2 and trying to shift blame... sounds like he doesn't have much of a personality either.



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