Whaddya think, fellas? Do I cut her loose?

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[–] 121 points 11 months ago (19 children)

It's kinda sad how many people here have commented, apparently unaware of the fact that it's a shitposting community

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  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    I think we both know why that is…

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    People are stupid, and lemmy is mostly used by 'Muricans, who are without a doubt, the most stupid of all

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  • [–] 26 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Hey! Whoa! That's not fair! Like 65% of us CAN read above a 6th grade level.

    And in person it's easy to tell who the idiots are. They wear red hats with white text.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Only because they aren't yet able to wear their white hoods publicly

    Yet...

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

    People keep saying this exact shit like 'shitpost' is synonymous with 'anything goes and shall not be criticised'

    Edit: guys stop criticizing this comment this is a shitpost community

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Not at all

    Plenty of the posts here are absolutely rubbish. They're not shitposting at all. They're people posting on a popular community for fake internet points

    This post was a good, genuine shitpost, yet people replied as though OP is bad in bed and unaware of it

    Either they too are looking for imaginary internet points, or they're stupid

    I suspect a bit of both

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

    A shitpost is low-effort troll material meant to derail a topic. Almost anything can be a shitpost, depending on the context. It is a little ironic that a community specifically for shitposting would actually not be shitposting by posting shitposts, since shitposts are the topic. So obviously the real shitposts are the comments shittalking the post and derailing the topic.

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  • [–] 43 points 11 months ago (6 children)
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    Literally just started seeing this guy pop up lately. What’s the deal with that account?

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago* (3 children)
  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    The funny kind or the “it’s just a joke” kind?

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  • [–] 86 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Missed opportunity to talk about your "shortcuming"

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  • [–] 101 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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    [–] 36 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Is that an attempt to censor or did you just cum on the meme?

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Gentlemen. If you are climaxing prior to your partner that doesn't mean you're done.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    I'm something of an expert. You'd know nothing about it

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Cringe censoring is cringe

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  • [+] -19 points 11 months ago (22 children)

    Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.

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  • [–] 77 points 11 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!

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  • [–] 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (12 children)
  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    I'm so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    I can do it just by touching myself.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I've decided to call this superpower "wet dreams"

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  • [+] -16 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Dude's batting 0/2 and trying to shift blame... sounds like he doesn't have much of a personality either.

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