Whaddya think, fellas? Do I cut her loose?

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[+] -19 points 11 months ago (22 children)

Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.

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  • [–] 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!

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  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    I'm so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    I can do it just by touching myself.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I've decided to call this superpower "wet dreams"

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