To prove her claim, Beckinsale pulled out her phone and showed images of the alleged eggs to Kimmel and his sidekick, Guillermo. “I’m not showing you because it’s a little bit gross,” she advised the audience. “It’s quite medical.”

So, she has pictures of her daughter's boyfriend's asshole on her phone. Presumably stretched open by an egg.

Beckinsale said the family next reached out to a series of doctors, who passed the story along to their similarly confused colleagues.

“All of them basically said it was some sort of complicated masturbation thing, which it wasn’t,” she said.

Narrator: "It was."

“I said to him, ‘Is this some kind of attention-seeking? Are you putting eggs up your bottom?’” she said. “But I think it’s quite hard to put an egg up your bottom and then get it out whole without injuring the egg. I mean, I think that’s a skill.”

Yes, he's obviously had a lot of practice.

The article is strongly suggesting that Beckinsale is making the story up as her own attention-seeking behavior, but it sounds much more like the boy has more than one kink. Everything in the story points to this.

Lots of guys have the kink to shove random objects into their asshole, or so I've heard. But fewer of them have a kink to show off pictures of their asshole to their girlfriend's mother. That guy probably injured his dick whacking off from seeing that a famous guy like Kimmel saw the picture.

So either she is attention whoring, or her son in law is, or mental illness is involved there

Probably a little of all of it

kate beckinsale is a notorious shitposter. good one kate.

According to Beckinsale, yes. “Not out of his mouth or ears, it came out the route that it would come out of a hen,” Beckinsale replied. “Well, not his vagina.

... So his cloaca? These transitions are really getting out of hand.

wow, she's unrecognizable. Why do people feel the need to do that to themselves?

This woman is so out of her mind she should not be on tv

What in the macrodose is going on here?

I don't know if it's funnier if its true or if it's false but, either way, I bet he's thrilled she told it

No idea who this woman is, but maybe she should schedule an appointment with a shrink?

This probably fulfills some sort of dire ancient prophecy, but I'm not pulling that thread.

Reminder that her daughter's dad is Charlie Sheen, meaning that at the height of his crazy, Kate was shacking up with him

She always seemed intelligent, but I think it's just because she has an English accent

Like, she doesn't even know chickens have a combination but vagina, and we're supposed to take her word on this?

There's a non-zero chance her daughter and the boyfriend are fucking with her too. Even if I saw an egg come out of someone's but, I'm gonna take the logical explanation that he or someone else put it up there. Especially since it was apparently hard boiled.

I just wanna know if she ate it.

Private school?

What the fuck? There goes my enjoyment of Underworld, I guess. Now I'm always gonna see her zombie-looking face trying to persuade people that yeah, her son-in-law really shits eggs.

Wtf