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[–] 32 points 11 months ago (1 child)

I am Riemann-Function sexual because all the holes I get are imaginary.

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Asexual: y = 0

    Hypercosexual: y = cosh(x)

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Sinus sexual: f(x) = sin x

    Cubic sexual: f(x) = x³

    Hyperbole sexual: f(x) = 1/x

    Exponential sexual: 2^x

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Pansexual: y = tan(x)

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Tangentially speaking...

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    I get that straight is a straight line, and "cosexual" is the cosine function, but can someone explain the joke for the other two?

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    For y = x^2, both x and -x equal to the save value of y.

    For example: 2^2 = -2^2 = 4.

    For the y = sqrt(x), for every positive value of x, there is positive and negative value of y.

    For example: sqrt(4) = -2 = 2.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago* (5 children)

    I guess I have no idea how the math symbols are supposed to relate to sexual orientation. Can you help with that part?

    Also, IIRC square root of 4 has only one answer: 2, but negative 2 squared is equal to 4. The functions are asymmetric that way? Is that incorrect? This is all from vague memories of high school and college math.

    Does the square root function always give a positive and negative answer? And we in society just kind of forgot about the negative one?

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    The square root function only has a single answer for every x. This is intentional. The technical definition of function means there can only be a single y value for every x value. Of course, there are situations where you need to consider the positive and negative square root, and that's why the quadratic equation has the ± symbol.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    the joke only really works for straight being straight and gay being "not straight" but also everything is above the y axis.

    The bisexual one is funny because it doesn't really make sense, it's the "broken rule of three" - where the last one doesn't match the first two, and then the fourth one is just a pun of sorts

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  • Are we doing cutesy metaphor here or should I dedicate actual time to working out some best of fits here based on reported attraction and relative phenotype in given populations?

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    I know it makes sense mathematically, but it's really funny to me that bisexual is the only one that doesn't "go both ways"

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    Hmm. Now I need a function to draw various genitalia and erogenous bits.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    x=a is pansexual.

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