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[–] 154 points 11 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 73 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Could you share your Emacs config?

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  • [–] 58 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    *Girl-chan blushes*

    "I didn't know you were an FSF purist, Boy-san. Show me the config you have so painstakingly put together... "

    *Boy-san smiles warmly. This is it, this is true love.*

    "Oh spacemacs. Oh okay. Actually I think I have a headache, and need to leave. Don't call me."

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  • [–] 48 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I, for one, appreciate people nerding out

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  • [–] 81 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (9 children)

    if a woman used this line on me my response would be "wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store"

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  • [–] 55 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    *puts on ski mask*
    ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY

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  • [–] 32 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I'M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    milkshakes are like 10$'s now

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  • [–] 36 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Leading with what you are into seems like a solid way to find a good.match.

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  • [–] 31 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    She looks fuckin into it tbf

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  • [+] 27 points 11 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Can you give me the recipe for an attractive lasagna?

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  • [–] 23 points 11 months ago

    I mean, the One will certainly engage with that.

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago

    can i pentest your honeypot?

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Idk why but I thought the blue shirt wasn't wearing pants. lol

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    That and trauma bonding is how i got my boyfriend

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    I said that to my wife. Does it count as flirting?

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    I did the same today on bus 🙃

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Imagine, there are women in tech 👩‍💻

    (Guessing from meme that it is about male flirting female..)

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    This is like an average convo on the light rail in Seattle, especially near AmazonTown

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Know that the play on words in the title is also appreciated 😌

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