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[–] 81 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (9 children)

if a woman used this line on me my response would be "wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store"

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  • [–] 55 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    *puts on ski mask*
    ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY

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  • [–] 32 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I'M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    milkshakes are like 10$'s now

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