I got the same issue, but I solved it by building a desalination system at home. After the water is cleansed by the oyster, the water gets extracted leaving the salt behind which can be added to a new batch of fresh water. Saves me a few salt trips to the store.

The elctricity bill is a tad bit higher, but I plan to add wave generators to the oyster aquarium so I can extract power from there just by lowering and raising an inflated ball through the water line. Should also help disturbing any deposits in the tank

Technically if you swallow s live oyster you don't even need a kidney anymore

Do you have some special internal path for the oysters own waste product that doesn't interact or otherwise affect your other internal organs?

Turns out eating oysters straight off the rocks is not recommended. Like super duper not recommended.

I found this out after I managed to open one on the rocks and ate it :)

Yes

Is that what the three seashells are?

I also eat ass.

Fuck the hot sauce, all you need is some cocktail sauce (with horseradish, not that tame ketchup shit) and it's good to go

I see you, circa 2010 BP!

Did the front fall off?

because this is what's called effective marketing. Showing a product, showcasing it's results and giving you a way to buy said product

Im sure if everyone spits into your tub one time we can get there