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Oyster (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] 41 points 11 months ago (18 children)

If I swallow a live oyster, can I drink dirty water safely?

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  • [–] 30 points 11 months ago (9 children)

    Technically if you swallow s live oyster you don't even need a kidney anymore

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    Are you expecting oysters to be poisonous?

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    I think they’re making the joke that you could outsource body filtration to the oyster.

    I’m assuming you’d at least fuck your throat though, because it’s not staying alive without the shell

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    The stomach acid would probably kill the oyster as soon as it has opened the shell.

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Do you have some special internal path for the oysters own waste product that doesn't interact or otherwise affect your other internal organs?

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Turns out eating oysters straight off the rocks is not recommended. Like super duper not recommended.

    I found this out after I managed to open one on the rocks and ate it :)

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