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[–] 17 points 11 months ago (7 children)

I think they’re making the joke that you could outsource body filtration to the oyster.

I’m assuming you’d at least fuck your throat though, because it’s not staying alive without the shell

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    The stomach acid would probably kill the oyster as soon as it has opened the shell.

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