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[–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Ah yes the flux capacitor cut

Actually not new, invented in 1955

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If they're better, then why make only 1 triangle?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago
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    This is amazing

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Minimizes crust per bite, while still keeping the largest possible structural integrity from the crust for each piece.

    Maximizes surface area per piece, can make it feel like you ended up eating more sandwich compared to traditional slices.

    Known as the "Duff Cut"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32H9m3PTi5Q&t=412s

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    ot: Why post this with the tweet/skeet? It doesn’t add anything. And why do is see this guy’s tweets here so often who is this?

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    You think Jonathan made the meme? The wording implies otherwise.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    Not necessarily. But I am quite sure that Jonathan made the tweet.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    But the tweet is superfluous, it’s not the point of the image. Hence the confusion why it’s there at all.

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Thats 3 separate cuts rather than just 1 or 0..

    Typical capitalist thinking, multiply the amount of needed labor just for product appearance. Instead of trying to archive the same performance with less labor.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    This sandwich is straight out of the USSR.

    Unnecessary labor that only exists to keep sandwich cutters employed. It produces an odd looking product that would never last in a free market economy. This is the Lada of sandwich cuts.

    This is a sandwich for Khrushchev.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    USSR was capitalist. A ruling elite used the means of production to control society. That's capitalism.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    brought to you by Mercedes

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    Where is thine god now?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    This could bring peace to the Middle East.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Is that an extra big slice of bread?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    okay but that's a big sandwich right? I'm not going crazy?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I cut my kids lunch sandwiches into all sorts of whacky shapes. They love it.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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    I was in a pizzeria with 2 friends and we bought 2 pizzas. In order to divide them equally we have asked to cut them into 6 pieces instead of usual 4. They have cut them in usual 4 orthogonal pieces and then have done a diagonal cut. At the end, we technically have cut them to 6 pieces, but it haven't helped us to divide them equally 😕

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Bikini bottom slicing!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    A lot of people have gaps in the contact of their front teeth. This makes it difficult to cut things like lettuce and tomato. Cutting reduces the sad event where you think you are clear but you yank out all the veg.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Now I'm hungry

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I'm going to eat the whole damn thing anyway. ZERO cuts.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Impressive. Totally using this from now on

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Hmm... what does this remind me of... :)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I've always cut this way, using a fork for a subtle curve, and it allows for 3 fairly equal bites, that feel like the right size for my mouth.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    High school calculus did not prepare me for this. Area under the crust?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Errybody be kung fu slicing! 🥪

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    What is on that sandwich? Looks like pickled radish slices.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    The fact that two pieces have four sides makes me irrationally angry. You could have achieved balance and reduced cut count by one.

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  • I don't like how two are so crust heavy.

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