I hate Donakd too

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[–] 74 points 1 year ago* (20 children)

Hes got to be drunk tweeting, right? Right??

How do you misspell your own name?!?

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  • [–] 98 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Trump does not drink alcohol actually. His aversion to it is well known.

    He himself has called it “one of his only good traits” and claims its influenced by his older brothers drinking problem who affirmed Trump to not drink.

    Personally i believe part of it is he had some bad experiences in his youth of it amplifying his stupid mind. Might be part of his daddy issues being called an idiot too.

    So basically Trump does not ever drunk text. He really just failed to spell his own name.

    (He does abuse some adderal type drugs though)

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Why do we believe he doesn't drink, since he lies about literally everything else?

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  • [–] 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    He is a famous high profile figure. We have pictures of him with Epstein and at all kinds of rich people parties.

    Not a single picture has him holding an alcoholic drink. Best we get are rumours he had light beer in the 80s and 90s and even those rumours note how mild he drank (like he was just trying to fit in) When every world leaders toasts with champagne he is consistently holding diet coke.

    He really is just this stupid while sober.

    If he did drink he would boast about how he never gets drunk and can hold all the liquor.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I have zero doubts about how stupid he is, just questioning whether his self professed possibly positive trait is also a lie.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I think this one is easy to believe, especially considering he never claimed to drink his own brand of vodka. His whole pre political aesthetic lends itself to alcohol consumption and being a teetotaler in his circles would be akin to had he been a strict vegetarian in oddness. There's also the fact that even his ex inner circle who now oppose him don't claim he drinks, which would be a minor scandal.

    He's definitely an uppers guy anyways.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    The K is right next to the L?

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I didn't think anyone's confused about how a typo occurs... But when you're president and this is how you choose to communicate (a social media platform created to benefit you), you'd think you would proofread and care about the message... or at least your own name.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    And when you go all caps that usually turns off any autocorrect too.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If a president can't look at their own name in any format and notice it is misspelled, or have one of the hundreds of people at your disposal to double check, before sending out communication to the world it is far worse than the average person making a minor mistake.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I agree. Official communication like this is incredibly unprofessional. Not to mention the guy’s an S grade scumbag.

    Typos don’t discriminate and I’m not sure he’s legally allowed to edit these “official communications.”

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  • [–] 68 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The year is 2025.

    The US President just bombed Iran.

    He goes on twitter and writes: "YOU JUST GOT DONAK'D!"

    He pulls of his face.

    It's Ashton Kutcher.

    The son of a bitch did it again.

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  • [–] 60 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    He keeps talking about the planes safely getting back, I wonder when we're going to find out we lost one...

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It was lost due to technical problems as usual.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I’m a bit surprised they are flying back to Missouri. Don’t we have B2s in closer areas?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    No real need. The effective range of those planes is infinite. We can refule them midair. Sticking them in the middle of the country for storage made sense for defensive purposes, at least until Ukraine made truck/lorry based drone swarm platforms.

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  • [–] 109 points 1 year ago*

    "I bombed Iran, possibly starting WWIII, and all I got was this misspelled tweet."

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    What's funny, I think he signed it to boost those pilots, with a hint of "noticed by the president himself". To show, how much he cares about them. Yet he didn't care enough to take a second to read it.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    When you get a 0 on the SATs because you can't even spell your own name correctly.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    donny fat fingers, jacked up on adderall, strikes again. What an illiterate fuck.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Isn't spelling your name\knowing your name a typical mental health check?

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    K and L are next to each other on the KB. While it's a simple typo, it's appalling that the President of the United States can't scan such a short message for errors before sending it out to the entire world.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Bank you for your detention on this matter

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Possibly one of his “best” tweets, especially since I think he was making a deliberate effort NOT to end it with “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    SİGNED DONAKD DAK, YOUR PRESİDEN

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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Just wait until those pilots say that they don't agree with what they did, but had to follow orders. Then it'll be "Those UNGREATFUL pilots are from the LUNATIC LEFT. They don't want to SERVE the Great United States of America. And it's only great because of ME. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

    🌮

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    “The suckers and losers who flew the planes…”

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I guess you have to be able to read in order to proof read.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Donald Drumpf who self identies as Donank just started a war

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    We need a meme version of him named Donakd. Like the mid 2000s meme characters.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Oh great, he's turning into Matt Damon in Team America.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Missouri large? Why give target for attack?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Why do I get the feeling that they handed the phone over to Donald after the "job well done!!!" part?

    "Here, sign this tweet."

    "IM GUN SIGN THE HELL OUTTA THIS TWEET, YOU WILL SEE. IT WILL BE THE BEST SIGNING ANYONE HAS EVER SIGNED A TWEET, WATCH THIS."

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    DO NOT NAKED PLZ AND THNX!!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Someone needs to take his twitter away.... and maybe just take him away too.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    The Emperor has no clothes.

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