Hes got to be drunk tweeting, right? Right??
How do you misspell your own name?!?
Hes got to be drunk tweeting, right? Right??
How do you misspell your own name?!?
The year is 2025.
The US President just bombed Iran.
He goes on twitter and writes: "YOU JUST GOT DONAK'D!"
He pulls of his face.
It's Ashton Kutcher.
The son of a bitch did it again.
He keeps talking about the planes safely getting back, I wonder when we're going to find out we lost one...
It was lost due to technical problems as usual.
I think it's more that he knows many in his base are pissed that he's dragging us into another war that's going to kill the kids of the people who voted for him. So his desperate consolation is that no Americans died in the first strike.
I'm sure Iran wouldn't keep that a secret
I’m a bit surprised they are flying back to Missouri. Don’t we have B2s in closer areas?
"I bombed Iran, possibly starting WWIII, and all I got was this misspelled tweet."
donakd pls
What's funny, I think he signed it to boost those pilots, with a hint of "noticed by the president himself". To show, how much he cares about them. Yet he didn't care enough to take a second to read it.
I used to have a browser addon that rendered all his tweets in a crayon font.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/make-trump-tweets-eight-again
There was a Chrome version as well, but it looks like they removed it.
When you get a 0 on the SATs because you can't even spell your own name correctly.
donny fat fingers, jacked up on adderall, strikes again. What an illiterate fuck.
Isn't spelling your name\knowing your name a typical mental health check?
K and L are next to each other on the KB. While it's a simple typo, it's appalling that the President of the United States can't scan such a short message for errors before sending it out to the entire world.
If he isn't spending two seconds TO MAKE SURE HE SPELLED HIS NAME CORRECTLY WHEN MAKING A PUBLIC ADDRESS, imagine how little thought he puts into anything.
Why the fuck is he signing his tweets in the first place, and announcing where we keep our bombers?
Draw an analog clock, with the hands showing 8:15.
Bank you for your detention on this matter
Possibly one of his “best” tweets, especially since I think he was making a deliberate effort NOT to end it with “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”
SİGNED DONAKD DAK, YOUR PRESİDEN
Just wait until those pilots say that they don't agree with what they did, but had to follow orders. Then it'll be "Those UNGREATFUL pilots are from the LUNATIC LEFT. They don't want to SERVE the Great United States of America. And it's only great because of ME. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
🌮
We need a meme version of him named Donakd. Like the mid 2000s meme characters.
Missouri large? Why give target for attack?
Why do I get the feeling that they handed the phone over to Donald after the "job well done!!!" part?
"Here, sign this tweet."
"IM GUN SIGN THE HELL OUTTA THIS TWEET, YOU WILL SEE. IT WILL BE THE BEST SIGNING ANYONE HAS EVER SIGNED A TWEET, WATCH THIS."
Someone needs to take his twitter away.... and maybe just take him away too.
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