"It's always nice to get a customer who can appreciate the finer points of palaeoenvironmental conditions. I swear, some days I have clients without even the most basic epistemological awareness. Then again, I suppose someone needs to watch all that so-called reality TV they're producing. Let's get you all fixed up, hun."

For those weirdos like me who aren't familiar with precambrian era sedimentation of precipitated iron oxide.

Barber. Someone didn't go to cosmetology school.

That is actually lesbian pride hair

That looks really good to me.

Lion Tamer Malva wants to fight!

This is gorgeous and I'd love this myself.