• 1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
  • 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole

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[–] 125 points 1 year ago (17 children)

why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole

Imagine wiping peanut butter off of a tile floor vs. wiping it out of a shag carpet.

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Now imagine pressure washing it.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    No one thinks about the stubble though. One you shave it you gotta commit.

    Imagine wiping peanut butter out of shag carpet vs astroturf.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    You use less toilet paper after shitting if poop isnt caught in your ass hair. It happens to the hairer people though diet can mitigate it.

    Anal is a lot less fun if hair in a sensitive area is getting tugged on or pulled out. Friction is not your friend when a penis (or other object) is going into an orifice.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Shaving? Just use nair.

    warning: you may not want to read this, it's an epic and old reddit copypasta from a magazine about uh, nair-ing the hair off your starfish. it's profanely hilarious.

    you were warned.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Who wants a hairy chocolate starfish? Not I.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    Shave?

    That sounds incredibly sketchy. Just use wax strips.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    A lighter will make quick work of it too

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Just don't pass gas.

    Remember kids, if you want to light a fart, do it through your pants.

    I knew a guy who did not. He had burns inside his large intestine.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It helps if you don't stick the lighter up your ass

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Order a bidet attachment for your toilet, wash your fucking ass!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Followed to save more money tips!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    have you considered just washing your ass?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I've actually thought about this before - more people should shave/trim their butt hair (at least the hair around your hole). It just makes the whole experience better. And then ideally get a bidet.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    all good til it starts to grow back

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    You just gotta keep up with it. There will be initial irritation as your skin adjusts to being shaved, but after a week or so it's a non issue.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    i've shaved my butthole and let it fully grow back many times, and i've never felt prickly down there. weird i'm not experiencing the discomfort that most people who shave their butthole do.

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    [–] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    whats so fun about shaving your butthole

    Nothing, that's why I epilate my butteye.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    ...oh, you...

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Genuine quesiton: People who trim their bum hair are just okay with the chafing?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    For some of us it chaffed more with hair.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I know you can't see me but I'm pressing "x" to doubt

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Bidets are like 50 bucks.

    Seems like much less effort compared to shaving your butthole and having it prickly all the time.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I think we've all been there.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Marked the thread to read later, while pooping

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Minimize mess:

    1. sit on toilet seat
    2. pull left buttcheck up towards you, and sit
    3. pull right buttcheck up towards you, and sit
    4. cheeks are at maximum spread on the toilet seat
    5. now poo
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