edit my nephew told me thats short for fan art but now im thinking that might be a prank
you sound like every other one of my #aters
thank you for emotionally investing in my content
i was beginning to worry youd never ask
i made it by hand with my very own computer i pressed all the buttons
i dont think so my computer made it
okay thank you for confirming i should go apologize to my nephew (i keyed his car for lying)
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no its propaganda
thats liberal values for you
i use this fancy wrist strap to keep my phone safe while i drive
i used to use iphone but apple doesnt make a wrist strap and it would always fly out of my hand in car crashes so i switched to blackberry
i have faith in american engineering the kids will be safe
seen over i10 in florida can you believe this they want to control us and take away our freedom
this is a meta for about how the government wants us restrained
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a pitcher of a sign over the interstate that says SEAT BELTS SAVE LIVES and then i put a caption on it that says MY TAX DOLLARS AT WORK PAYING FOR PROPAGANDA
it says it satire but are you just saying that as a safety net so when people get mad at you for saying slurs then you can point at that and say no see its just satire so people cant be mad
is this real
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heres a riddle for you
i got in trouble for stealing today but i have a receipt so tell me how that makes any sense
well wine was on sale at one cvs but they ran out so i went to another cvs but it wasnt on sale there so i took it to the other location and bought it there
cops showed up after i paid so i got to keep the wine but they still trespassed me
jesus says i have to forgive them for that but i think i still get a freebee to trespass once against them first so ill keep yall updated
it was posted by me chad mctruth 15 minutes ago and it already has a boost and a favorite as shown in the screenshot
look at this entirely unrelatable meme i found somewhere and didnt make myself based on recent events do you think the creator is weird
(lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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that feel when your partner has a tummy ache & a stuffy nose and so you get on your knees to give her tummy kisses & she looks down at you & breathes out her nose which makes a crazy alien clicking sound and you find out that you have an alien femdom kink apparently
- 1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
- 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
so rimu invented this thing called piefed mostly for neolib stuff so lemmy wouldnt have to put up with all his weird liberalness all the time
i learned about it today can you believe it
heres the thing theres nothing outrageous or controversial there okay and that means it is so boring
rimu just got banned and the reason in the mod log says universal monk which you can see in the pitcher
he didnt reply to my dm asking for all their users emails and passwords so i guess thats reason enough to ban him for 7 christmases but i specifically wanted universal monks email and password because i had a really funny prank planned and now its ruined
thank you for your attention to this matter
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