Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don't actually do this, but it does sound like it'd fit)

Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.

The sandwich: 🌭

What if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Based!!

Is that a giant penis in the background?

Edit - shit I thought I was replying to the main post...

Are u a top or bottom sandwich? 😳

(凸 and 凹 mean top and bottom in Chinese/Japanese)

That one bite from the middle is going to be super satisfying.

Nonono, they mean cutting with the broad side of the knife

It's a horn. No veins https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m4_9TFeMfJE

Image search pulls up that it’s a screenshot from the music video Doja Cat - Paint The Town Red.

Yeah, I am anti-/s. I feel like using /s is explaining the joke. If people can read the tone great, but I definitely have some negative scores here and there, and it is what it is, I won't abandon my principles.

Get yourself a server with no downvotes. It is the wave of the future.

If you get 100,000, you get a pizza party

No effect apart from a bit of algo ranking. On reddit you get timed out if people down vote its annoying.

There wasn't one, I made it up.

If they snitch.

Silence The Discord!

If you like science you'll provide sources. ;)

Have you a source for this because if you do I'll never cut a sandwich any other way for the rest of my life. I swear it.

This doesn't make sense, I can't take as big of a bite of a horizontal cut because I can't nom pointy end first into roughly half the sandwich?

Fuck you I WANT A BIG CHOMP