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[–] 130 points 1 year ago (39 children)

A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don't actually do this, but it does sound like it'd fit)

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (23 children)

    Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (22 children)

    There aren't three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (17 children)

    I cut mine in the 4th dimension

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Its an open-faced timelike curve.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    Tacos are a flatbread sandwich.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.

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