The anti-corporate side in me finds this pleasing.

Happy cake day. Wash it down with a nice cold can of

Verification

I love ____.

I preferred ____ original flavor, but this new ____ is pretty good too. The flavor is a bit toned down, a touch more ____, but not nearly as ____. Compared to a baseline of 7/10 on ____ original flavor, I'd say new ____ is a 6/10, solid, for the masses, but your average ____ conoissieur will fine themselves disappointed.

Skippy?

That is in fact a can of

Ooh, that's my favorite flavor of

@Snoopy@jlai.lu ! Would you believe it?!
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world is born on the same day as jlai.lu!

Aluminum of course. Come on guys, what else are cans made of?

Bisphenol A

Skippy?

I feel like Werner Herzog would have some kind of depressing commentary about this

…ass

Reminded me of the sperm scene from Community.

Romulan ale?

Untextured model

Oh? Where do you guys get these? I get mine from

aluminum can drink

Reminds me of CN Railroad, canned water, so regular, with extra sweat.

You say that until you're hit by a hot can of iron