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[–] 47 points 1 year ago

Flat pack furniture has been propping up the hex stock industry for decades now.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    > Eyeballs a hex screw to tighten up a door handle
    > Grabs a likely suspect out of the drawer
    > Doesn't work
    > Gets another
    > Doesn't work
    > Third time's a charm
    > Doesn't work
    > Gets the full set of hex keys in the same room as the drawer

    "Hey hon, the door handle's fixed."

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Makes sense, you keep the furniture too after all

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    No no no. Throw that away, first thing you do. Have a driver set with every size Allen key, you insert bit into a screwdriver handle and it ratchets. No more bloody knuckles, or pulling it out every turn because your key hits another part. Makes furniture go together so much faster.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Almost there..

    A small cordless drill with a torque setting plus a driver set. A short flexible bit holder for the tight spots.

    Drop the torque setting all the way down then use the drill for most of the work. Then finish tightening with a reacheting screwdriver.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Between the size of the drill and the constant adjusting of torque I really prefer hand tools here. You can feel when the screws and cams are in place.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I bought a $15 cordless screwdriver for this exact reason and it’s great. No need to drag out the whole 18v drill but it makes fastening things much quicker and the built in torque limiter means I can cinch every bolt in a chair up to the same spec easily.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    heh, I just dug one of those out of the scrap bucket and epoxied it into a drain plug in my truck that I finished rounding out in spectacular fashion.

    I wasn't the asshole who started rounding it, but I sure was the asshole that finished the job. Replacement with an actual hex head on it is sitting on the workbench. No more water trap woes if the cheap hex wrench stays glued in that fucked up part

    edit: it worked great. The plug had dielectric corrosion (steel plug in a mag/alum body) and at first I thought I just tightened it up too much but nope, I felt that rust break, saw the removal of material on the plug itself once it was all the way out, and I'm sure it's in the secondary fuel filter now. Replaced with a brass plug that had a 19mm hex head on it so no more worries. Big wrench, little torque kinda thing - it's the o-ring that makes the seal, not the torque.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I JB Welded a sawed off Allen wrench to my shitty Amazon bipod last week. Now it's "quick release"!

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    Had a buckle on my favorite boot break. Cross section to be repaired was 1.5mm x 1.5mm. Held solid for months until I drunkenly tripped over the strap tongue at a party. (Not the first time drunk, tongue and party was a thing in my life.) JB welded it again. Stayed tight.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    And they're always the softest mild steel they could find so it'll cam out, destroy the head on a bolt and force you to go dig your good one out anyway.

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    I ductape it to the furnature when possible so if I need it it's there

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    file a side flat and boom instant (hand) router blade.

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    I've always seen them curved like this:

    But I suppose they could be straight; here's one that looks like it just uses a chisel (doubt it would work as well though):

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    If you don't have a dozen 1.5mm hex wrenches, is you life even worth living?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I was shocked when i found a box full of them. Just couldn't comprehend how many of them can be. Probably 50 if not more. If you pack it in a sock - it would knock someone out.

    And then my dad said - you think we bought all that furniture in one go? That shelf - one. That bookcase - one. That bed table - three and so on. Years later when we moved out to our new apartment and started buying new furniture - i noticed that these wrenches keep on piling up naturally.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I hate that they include these. But only since I built a home with 2 workshops and filled them with quality tools. 20 year old me was thankful for these shitty Allen keys.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Tape it to the underside, thank yourself when you're taking it apart and already packed or lost your tools

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I bet these could be turned into wind chimes.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    I throw them at birds I don't like.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    You know.....birds are actually very intelligent. And some of them actually are very good at remembering faces.

    Crows will even teach their young who they trust, and who to divebomb.

    Now you may be thinking that I'm going to say that crows teach their young to poop on your car. But that's not true. Birds don't have a spincter. Which means they can't close their butthole.

    Basically if a bird has to poop, there is a 100% chance they are pooping right now. So no. Birds cannot target you with their poop.

    What they can do however is refuse to send you an invitation to the social event of the season. The "Going South Gala". Where we all gather at the park, and engage in random groupings of people to perform oral sex on each other while birds watch and rate our performances. And thats not even to speak of the grandest gathering of the year, The Grand Big Ball. We get 1000 guys, and 2000 girls. The girls group up, two to a guy. One girl on each ball. And they suck and lick, and compete with each other over who's the BJ queen.

    Then the birds all rate the girls. The girl with the lowest score is then divebombed by all the birds until she's dead. What? You never heard of a murder of crows before? Oh what am I saying? You don't get to go to The Grand Big Ball!

    Silly me!

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Doesn't stop me from calling every set of motor-driven stairs an "Escalator".

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    You know that a company can loose its trademark if the term is widely used in society to describe a product category instead of the product of that company?

    You only help big corporations by enforcing not to use the trademark name for a product category.

    Don’t be a capitalism enabler!

    (Warning satire)

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Currently working to cut them off so I can use them in my drill

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    i used to have so many of these things, then they disappeared. Mabye there's a ghost in here who has ghost ikea furniture.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Found one on the trail yesterday and stuffed it in my pocket. Long story, but I was packing 20lbs., scared, in a hurry, threw it back down. "Oh FFS I don't need another one."

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    his name is allen

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Help. I need tungsten to live.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I have a toolbox compartment for these.

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  • One benefit of having bunch of them is providing them to friends/family when they help u assemble furniture.

    Faster than having just one person doing all the jex wrench related tasks because the tasks are now parallelized.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    or have a toolbox so everytime you need to loosen or tighten absolutly anything in the house its in one spot. The toolbox.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yes but what weird proprietary tool thing goes with what weird off brand IKEA wana be proprietary piece of furniture. You think I got time to try everything in the tool bag no I'm just grab the Phillips and strip the fuck.out of whatever it is get mad then glue it. Get mad that doesn't work then chuck it out the window. /s Do I need to say this?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Just add it to the drawer!

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    [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Yep, on top of the dedicated tools I've bought standalone.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    After doing a bunch of carpentry this year, now I have metric and imperial sets of nice long hex bits for my high torque impact driver.

    Something is gonna move, one way or another!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Cleaned up my garage yesterday. Found about 15 of them, I guess

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Not bad. My favourite of these is where he's holding a random DC power pack.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    It's just that I'm confused whether it goes in with the aluminum or unsorted trash, so I never throw it out.

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